r/AskMen Aug 26 '22 Silver Helpful Wholesome All-Seeing Upvote Take My Energy hehehehe Shocked Facepalm

typical mod garbage BONK! Overly sexual questions are no longer allowed.

14.0k Upvotes

Sup horndogs!

It came to our attention that the collective mind has drifted too far into the gutter. And no not that kind of "came", for fucks sake. We've received many complaints from the community that the questions in this subreddit have gotten increasingly horny, and honestly I agree. See? And you fuckers say we don't listen. It's not that we don't, it's that we don't give a fuck, except when shit gets really bad.

There are only so many times a person can read about why buttsex is so popular or what the best position is or what was the freakiest sex, before succumbing to unclean thoughts themselves, which is not what Jesus would want from us.

That's why automoderator has been purposefully sexually repressed in order to harbour a healthy hatred towards all things horny. Honestly, you're on fucking reddit, it's full of porn as it is. If you want to read people make sexy shit up, go to /r/AskRedditAfterDark, that's where all the other teenagers are. Or a billion of other bad erotica subs.

A side effect of sending you all to horny jail is that some pretty "general" words were added to the filter so if your question gets removed for something that is not horny, send us a modmail. Should say so in the removal comment anyway, but who reads those am I right??

There is also a report reason available if some bodily fluids still manage to drip past the filter if you get what I mean. Remember, only you can prevent forest fires horny shitposts.

Anyway, that is all, remember to read the Bible (or regional equivalent) and keep your gonads in your pants. Clean is mean or some shit.

Peace


r/AskMen 5d ago

typical mod garbage HEAR YE, HEAR YE. HERE'S YOUR VALENTINE'S DAY MEGA POST.

90 Upvotes

We don't care if you love Valentine's day, we don't care if you hate it, we don't care if you don't care:

Plans, fucks given, gift ideas, fond memories of Valentine's of yore, hopes and expectations, dashed dreams, salty comments about your friends acting stupid about the holiday, hateful haikus about those cheap little teddy bears they sell at your local bodega - anything Valentine related goes here and nowhere else.

Have at it.


r/AskMen 4h ago

Question for white men, do you really feel privileged? And are you bothered by the “white male privilege” assertion that seems to be everywhere?

400 Upvotes

r/AskMen 10h ago

Men, what do you do when your wife makes significantly more than you?

999 Upvotes

In about 5 years, my wife will be making about 4-10 times what I make if she works full time. I make $60K. She will be making doctor money. Men in similar situations, what did you do?

Did you become a stay at home dad, keep working and have childcare, did your wife just work part time?


r/AskMen 5h ago

men of Reddit, do you fantasize about weddings like women stereotypically do? if so, who/what triggered it?

123 Upvotes

r/AskMen 6h ago

Do you guys buy women drinks at bars? Why or why not?

85 Upvotes

r/AskMen 18h ago

What’s a shallow reason you used to justify not dating someone?

687 Upvotes

r/AskMen 9h ago

What's the story behind one of your scars?

102 Upvotes

These are all so great!


r/AskMen 1d ago

What are the things no one tells you about living alone?

5.7k Upvotes

r/AskMen 9h ago

Dads of reddit, how does it feel to see your wife/girlfriend pregnant?

53 Upvotes

As a woman, I’m very curious about what goes on in men’s brains when their partner is expecting. Did her changing body affect your feelings and perception of her at all? If so, how? What did you think when you looked at her?


r/AskMen 11h ago

What made your confidence as a man grow over the years?

71 Upvotes

r/AskMen 8h ago

Men who have slept with women (or men) you weren’t attracted to or weren’t THAT attracted to, why did you do it and how did you feel afterwards?

40 Upvotes

r/AskMen 4h ago

Why do middle aged men get hotter even though some weren’t attractive when they were young?

15 Upvotes

r/AskMen 5h ago

If you could have anything in the universe (doesn't need to be actually obtainable), what would that be?

19 Upvotes

I joke that I want a Nissan GTR but in reality, I want the last 15 years of my life back so I could undo my mistakes and live with zero regrets.


r/AskMen 1h ago

To the straight men of reddit how would you react if your best friend came out to you?

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r/AskMen 6h ago

How do you deal with feeling like anyone you are attracted to is by default not attracted to you?

13 Upvotes

For reference it hasnt happened once in 32 yrs


r/AskMen 1h ago

What is your favorite toy you ever had as a kid?

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r/AskMen 6h ago

What thing in life lives up to the expectations?

8 Upvotes

r/AskMen 6h ago

How would you handle a date when you discover a dealbreaker?

7 Upvotes

Lets say you're on a date, things are going fine, you're both kinda into eachother. As the conversation goes on, a topic comes up and your date has one of your dealbreakers. What do you do, and how?


r/AskMen 1d ago

What stereotype about men annoys you the most?

338 Upvotes

r/AskMen 7h ago

What made you emotionally unavailable?

8 Upvotes

r/AskMen 8h ago

How do you ask out a random Woman?

12 Upvotes

Short story* .. I saw a very attractive woman while grocery shopping, we made eye contact a few times and smiled at each other. I couldn't figure out what to say and just walked to my car, and got hit with regret. What do you guys say or do to not let that opportunity pass you up? She was attractive, looked my age, gave me a signal, and I feel like I fumbled the bag 😭 any advice would be monumental!


r/AskMen 3h ago

I wasnt aware that a recession happened in 2008 until recently. Do you remember it and if so how did it affect you?

3 Upvotes

r/AskMen 3h ago

Men of reddit, did overly sweet and greasy food become disgusting to you when you got older?

4 Upvotes

Im 20, a few months ago i started eating healthier in order to clear up my face from pimples. I stopped eating unhealthy snacks and food all together.

Those pancakes on instagram that are 2 pounds of nutella and chocolate and overly cheesy or greasy food makes me gag now just seeing it. I do eat normal pancakes for breakfast every other weekend, a regular chocolate bar once or 2 times a week etc etc. But the main thing is ive stopped eating 99% of unhealthy food and now seeing it on instagram makes me gag. Did anyone else get this?


r/AskMen 48m ago

Whats the craziest thing youve ever seen a woman stay with a man for?

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Ive got 2.

  • friend of mine divorced her husband of 5 years. For a 50 year old guy. He cheatdd on her had a baby on her. She still stayed with the dude, now they have 3 kids. Shes in her 20s.

  • another female friend of mine said while they were dating the dude tried to forcefully have sex with her. They she stopped seeing him and went back with him now they are married.

The 1st one really hurt cause we were all apart of a friend group and she broke that shit apart. I couldnt believe she stayed with bro and he makes her raise the love child. Shes also unreconizable as a person. That shit disturbs my soul. My buddy hasnt dated in years.