It came to our attention that the collective mind has drifted too far into the gutter. And no not that kind of "came", for fucks sake. We've received many complaints from the community that the questions in this subreddit have gotten increasingly horny, and honestly I agree. See? And you fuckers say we don't listen. It's not that we don't, it's that we don't give a fuck, except when shit gets really bad.
There are only so many times a person can read about why buttsex is so popular or what the best position is or what was the freakiest sex, before succumbing to unclean thoughts themselves, which is not what Jesus would want from us.
That's why automoderator has been purposefully sexually repressed in order to harbour a healthy hatred towards all things horny. Honestly, you're on fucking reddit, it's full of porn as it is. If you want to read people make sexy shit up, go to /r/AskRedditAfterDark, that's where all the other teenagers are. Or a billion of other bad erotica subs.
A side effect of sending you all to horny jail is that some pretty "general" words were added to the filter so if your question gets removed for something that is not horny, send us a modmail. Should say so in the removal comment anyway, but who reads those am I right??
There is also a report reason available if some bodily fluids still manage to drip past the filter if you get what I mean. Remember, only you can prevent
forest fires horny shitposts.
Anyway, that is all, remember to read the Bible (or regional equivalent) and keep your gonads in your pants. Clean is mean or some shit.
We don't care if you love Valentine's day, we don't care if you hate it, we don't care if you don't care:
Plans, fucks given, gift ideas, fond memories of Valentine's of yore, hopes and expectations, dashed dreams, salty comments about your friends acting stupid about the holiday, hateful haikus about those cheap little teddy bears they sell at your local bodega - anything Valentine related goes here and nowhere else.
Have at it.
Question for white men, do you really feel privileged? And are you bothered by the “white male privilege” assertion that seems to be everywhere?
In about 5 years, my wife will be making about 4-10 times what I make if she works full time. I make $60K. She will be making doctor money. Men in similar situations, what did you do?
Did you become a stay at home dad, keep working and have childcare, did your wife just work part time?
men of Reddit, do you fantasize about weddings like women stereotypically do? if so, who/what triggered it?
These are all so great!
As a woman, I’m very curious about what goes on in men’s brains when their partner is expecting. Did her changing body affect your feelings and perception of her at all? If so, how? What did you think when you looked at her?
Men who have slept with women (or men) you weren’t attracted to or weren’t THAT attracted to, why did you do it and how did you feel afterwards?
If you could have anything in the universe (doesn't need to be actually obtainable), what would that be?
I joke that I want a Nissan GTR but in reality, I want the last 15 years of my life back so I could undo my mistakes and live with zero regrets.
For reference it hasnt happened once in 32 yrs
Lets say you're on a date, things are going fine, you're both kinda into eachother. As the conversation goes on, a topic comes up and your date has one of your dealbreakers. What do you do, and how?
Short story* .. I saw a very attractive woman while grocery shopping, we made eye contact a few times and smiled at each other. I couldn't figure out what to say and just walked to my car, and got hit with regret. What do you guys say or do to not let that opportunity pass you up? She was attractive, looked my age, gave me a signal, and I feel like I fumbled the bag 😭 any advice would be monumental!
I wasnt aware that a recession happened in 2008 until recently. Do you remember it and if so how did it affect you?
Im 20, a few months ago i started eating healthier in order to clear up my face from pimples. I stopped eating unhealthy snacks and food all together.
Those pancakes on instagram that are 2 pounds of nutella and chocolate and overly cheesy or greasy food makes me gag now just seeing it. I do eat normal pancakes for breakfast every other weekend, a regular chocolate bar once or 2 times a week etc etc. But the main thing is ive stopped eating 99% of unhealthy food and now seeing it on instagram makes me gag. Did anyone else get this?
Ive got 2.
friend of mine divorced her husband of 5 years. For a 50 year old guy. He cheatdd on her had a baby on her. She still stayed with the dude, now they have 3 kids. Shes in her 20s.
another female friend of mine said while they were dating the dude tried to forcefully have sex with her. They she stopped seeing him and went back with him now they are married.
The 1st one really hurt cause we were all apart of a friend group and she broke that shit apart. I couldnt believe she stayed with bro and he makes her raise the love child. Shes also unreconizable as a person. That shit disturbs my soul. My buddy hasnt dated in years.