r/Funnymemes 13d ago

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u/tactical_supremacy 13d ago Wearing is Caring

Deep fried potato slices......

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u/Donzillo 13d ago

Po-ta-toes

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u/dudeN7 13d ago edited 13d ago

Boil 'em mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew!

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u/Icy_Style1553 13d ago

Stupid, fat hobbit

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u/Silly_Fuck 13d ago

Taters, precious!

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u/zeepbridge 13d ago

I like them raaaaw, and wrigggly!!!!!

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u/Orbus_215 13d ago

Barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it, pan fried, stir fried, deep fried, potato souo, potato stew, potato salad.

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u/ClingyWindego 13d ago

Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice, giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake!

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u/A_shy_neon_jaguar 13d ago

We didn't start the fiyaar

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u/oldsoulseven 13d ago

Stick ‘em. Stick ‘em in a stew. Gotta get the alliteration.

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u/dudeN7 13d ago

Thx, fixed it.

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u/Apprehensive_Arm6074 13d ago

What's taters, precious?

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u/tf2fangirll 13d ago

Po ta toes Boil em mash em put ‘em in a stew! Not even YOU could say no to that!

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u/Kitten_Konsumer 13d ago

Boil em mash em SHOVE EM UP YOUR ASS

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u/clickinnclackin 13d ago

Reminds me of a scene from the movie the replacement

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u/srdev_ct 13d ago

Taters

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u/Azkabandi 13d ago

What's a potato?

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u/Dafuqucair 13d ago edited 13d ago

Fries don’t exist? This sounds like the perfect opportunity to invent a julienned potato cooked in hot oil until crisp and then salted.

We shall call them “Dafuqucairs”

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u/_Wyse_ 13d ago

In the U.S. we call them "French Dafuqucairs"

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u/Dafuqucair 13d ago

I prefer “Freedom Dafuqucairs” .

The heathens residing in Canada and Holland choose to dip them in mayonnaise. I don’t know what they use ketchup for. (probably steak).

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u/gamingkitty1 13d ago

So potato chips, I'm not sure that would taste good

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u/jackie--moon 13d ago

Incorrect. I eat kettle chips with ketchup all the time. It’s just a really crunchy French fry

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u/Sumwan_In_Particular 13d ago

We have ketchup flavoured potato chips in Canada and they’re great

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u/spinny09 13d ago

tried ketchup flavored Pringles in Italy, they were indeed tasty

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u/gamingkitty1 13d ago

Huh, you learn something everyday ig

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u/Type31971 13d ago

Apparently ketchup flavored potato chips are big in Canada. I was shocked I hadn’t heard of this until recently because I’m from the magical land where much of the snack food comes from, especially chips and pretzels. An exotic place you’ve likely never heard of… called Pennsylvania.

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u/Violet_Warlock612 13d ago

*insert that scream Voldemort makes when he fires the beam at the ward around Hogwarts in the last movie*

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u/Acrobatic_Cat217 13d ago

One of my fav things to eat

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u/flyingthrghhconcrete 13d ago

Meatloaf before it goes in the oven

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u/ubeor 13d ago

Mix in some brown sugar first. And you’re welcome.

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u/HamOnRye__ 13d ago

Meatloaf sauce: Whataburger Spicy Ketchup, Cholula hot sauce, Brown sugar, creole seasoning, and worcestershire sauce.

Goated

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u/aragorn_eragon 13d ago

Spotted the Texan

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u/wstrfrg65 13d ago

Heat both of those with some Worcestershire sauce, a little bit of instant coffee, and a little lemon juice you've got yourself a damn fine meatloaf glaze

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u/OldGodsProphet 13d ago

Hell yes, and after

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u/BlazinAden 13d ago

MA THE MEATLOAF!!!

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u/D3adkl0wn 13d ago

Personal preference of mine because it's what I grew up with, but try mixing a can of Campbell's tomato soup (don't add water) with a bit of mustard, a good amount of relish and then put that on your meatloaf instead.

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u/KoningSpookie 13d ago

My balls

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u/wait_where_is_perry 13d ago

What's the difference, i still do.

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u/Wrong-Ad1936 13d ago

ikr both are fried anyway

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u/uashx 13d ago

proof?

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u/wait_where_is_perry 13d ago

You want photographs?

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u/graipape 13d ago

I wanna dip my balls in it! too.

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u/PuzzleheadedProof223 13d ago

Seconded. I also put ketchup on this guy's balls.

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u/No_Profile_6871 13d ago edited 13d ago

Hotdogs, burgers, eggs and anything that's deep fried...

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u/GANJAY420 13d ago

Eggs?? Ketchup on eggs?? As a canadian we usually put maple syrup on eggs. I've never tried ketchup on them. Is it good?

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u/LilFangerz 13d ago

Wtf are you talking about? 😂 I’m from Ontario and I don’t know a single person that puts syrup on eggs

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u/boston_nsca 13d ago

Yeah, I'm in Nova Scotia and no one does this shit lmao. Even ketchup is considered a bit weird. It's either hot sauce or just salt and pepper for me.

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u/Madz510 13d ago

You guys can afford eggs

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u/boston_nsca 13d ago

Barely. Price of chicken went back down here, but I saw a large jug of chocolate milk at Walmart for goddamn 10.99

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u/greendeadredemption2 13d ago

I thought your milk was in bags.

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u/boston_nsca 13d ago

We have all the regular milk options lmao, including bags

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u/latakewoz 13d ago

Options trading on milk... See this is why we can't have nice things

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u/perpetualmotionmachi 13d ago

Yeah, the grocery store by my house had them on for $4.88 for two cartons last week

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u/GirlFromUrNightmares 13d ago

Hah I have eggs for free because I have a farm at my grandparents house. I am 4 universes ahead of you

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u/WITP7 13d ago

That’s a Quebec thing, I am from Quebec and it is very common.

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u/jagurmusic 13d ago

Quebec citizen here; can confirm!

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u/Lord_Dmman 13d ago

Also from quebec, i do both

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u/jagurmusic 13d ago

I asked my sibling and they said "Yes, both"

So I guess it's a Quebec thing

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u/Varkaan 13d ago

Those guys are missing out, maple syrup.on eggs is perfect sweet and salty

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u/boston_nsca 13d ago

I'll try it, but I just really love my hot sauce. El Yucateco or ghost pepper

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u/Booooomkin 13d ago

I am an Albertan and I do this. I put syrup on my bacon and sausage as well..

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u/Calmeister 13d ago

Maybe his eggs are mixed with flour, baking powder, sugar, salt, and milk…

Oh wait thats for pancakes.

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u/GANJAY420 13d ago edited 13d ago

We literally all do it in Québec. Every person I know puts it on everything. Maybe it's because we produce so much maple syrup. And wait... Don't you guys also have sugar shacks?? If you do then i'm pretty sure that they'll put maple syrup on your eggs because they do, here, in my province.

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u/LilFangerz 13d ago

Shoulda known it was Quebec..

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u/GrayIsTheKiller 13d ago

It's always fuckin Quebec

Don't even get me started on Alberta... Cause i cant tell you anything im american

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u/AmadeoSendiulo 13d ago

You got me in the first half.

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u/itzjackybro 13d ago

finally, an american that knows where the provinces are.

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u/UnderstandingEasy757 13d ago

Good fishing in Quebec.

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u/AndyB16 13d ago

Great fishing in Quee-bec.

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u/Dorfingarlou 13d ago

No, we don't all do this... I've never seen anyone put maple syrup on their eggs personally. Its a sugar shack thing, I'd say most people eat their eggs with salt and pepper.

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u/veracity-mittens 13d ago

I have never been to a sugar shack here in BC but I did go to one in Quebec

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u/GANJAY420 13d ago

Did you like it? :)

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u/Noahwalks 13d ago edited 13d ago

like us, Québécois??

A classic Quebecois response to someone being confused

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u/Juggerking 13d ago

We don't all do it in Québec, lived here all my 28 years and this is the first time I hear anyone putting maple syrup on eggs regularly. The sugar shack is a different story, they need to put it on and in everything

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u/sandywhorewall 13d ago

I once did a scavenger hunt for a team building exercise while I was in Quebec. One of the items was a Quebequois breakfast.

So naturally we get ham and eggs, pancakes, etc. And cover it in maple syrup.

We did not receive points for this. Apparently a Quebequois breakfast is a Pepsi and a cigarette.

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u/goosebattle 13d ago

Syrup on poutine? Oui ou non?

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u/WITP7 13d ago

That’s a Quebec thing, I am from Quebec and it is very common.

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u/Tygermouse 13d ago

I'm from BC and have never heard this before either.

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u/ImplicitlyTyped 13d ago

I’m from Ontario and love some maple syrup on my eggs

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u/Pynchon101 13d ago

Ontario is the place that puts ketchup on eggs. In Quebec, I get stares for this at best. I once asked a waiter for ketchup at a restaurant in Montreal, and he brought it to me wrapped in a towel and displayed the vintage to me like it was wine. I enjoyed that.

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u/fuckingdoorknob 13d ago

Ketchup on scrambled eggs is the shit. I always fry up some diced onions in a pan, then scramble some eggs in the pan and mix it all together with a little cheese. Throw some ketchup on that and you are guaranteed to enjoy the rest of your day

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u/PhilosopherDismal191 13d ago

Ketchup is good, but hot sauce is better.

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u/gahidus 13d ago

I never tried ketchup on eggs until I saw it in a bunch of Japanese media. It's pretty good, actually.

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u/Wolgran 13d ago

i dont like on scramble eggs but is wonderful in a omelete, just some "lines" on top.

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u/enoytxis 13d ago

I’m Canadian and never have ever put syrup on eggs… ketchup all the way.

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u/anythingfordopamine 13d ago

Its delicious, just don’t overdo it. The eggs cheese ketchup combo is where its at

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u/BrianBash 13d ago

Yum! Some Tabasco for a little kick as well.

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u/morbidcurious13 13d ago

finally. i've found my people

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u/AdevilSboyU 13d ago

Try eggs+cheese+salsa sometime. It’s amazing.

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u/Quirky-Ad-4305 13d ago

I’ve heard ketchup on eggs a lot, and hot sauce. Hot sauce is actually not bad on eggs, ketchup is odd I think. I also like a little drizzle of syrup on eggs, but I also like syrup on breakfast sausage too lol

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u/HamOnRye__ 13d ago

We used to do hot dog eggs when I was growing up. Scrambled eggs with cut up hot dogs in them.

Ketchup made it awesome.

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u/JJayC 13d ago

I love it. Almost always have some ketchup on my eggs..

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u/SpennyHotz 13d ago

I switched to Frank's Red Hot as I got older. But if I run out it's ketchup and cayenne pepper.

Then again I put cayenne pepper on my popcorn, and ketchup and popcorn is a thing in my family.

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u/MrMarwick 13d ago

Most i do is melted cheese and some pepper and salt. You people live in total anarchy!

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u/chrisbaker1991 13d ago

I prefer hot sauce. Sometimes if I'm eating pancakes some syrup will wind up on the eggs which isn't bad

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u/hudshone 13d ago

Yeah!

Fried egg, with a slice of onion & ketchup on English muffins! Cheese optional, preferably pepper jack

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u/Every-Nebula6882 13d ago

Perks of taxpayer funded healthcare: you can put maple syrup on eggs.

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u/GANJAY420 13d ago

On everything, preferably.

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u/OptimusPrime1555 13d ago

I forgot about syrup on eggs. Had someone tell me to try it once. I thought they’d gone mad. It was good.

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u/GANJAY420 13d ago

Exactly! It kinda smokes the eggs and after the eggs are sweet and taste like maple syrup. Combine that with maple bacon and you're eating like a true canadian! Lol.

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u/OptimusPrime1555 13d ago

Growing up in Minnesota a few of your dishes have made their way here. Always really good food.

Maybe you’ll like the ketchup with eggs? I’m not a fan. But hey, to each their own.

I hope you have a great week friend to the north!

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u/GANJAY420 13d ago

Always really good food.

This makes me so happy! Thank you, my dude!

P.S. I also hate Decepticons. Fuck them.

hope you have a great week friend to the north!

Thank you! I hope you have a great week aswell! :)

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u/MG___________ 13d ago

It’s good maybe an acquired taste. It also depends on your ketchup I know in the US we have more sugar in ours making it sweeter.

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u/hXcPickleSweats 13d ago

I'm not even from Canada and I looove syrup on my eggs! Syrup goes on the whole plate! Elf had the right idea.

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u/JerbearCuddles 13d ago

I have never put maple syrup on my eggs. Nor anyone in my family. I might be missing out.

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u/Disig 13d ago

It's the only way I like eggs to be honest. Never tried maple syrup on eggs but I'm sure that's good too.

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u/PauloAEAE 13d ago

Maple syrup?? Maple Syrup on eggs?? As a brazilian we put an egg on top of a steak and call it "Steak à la horse".

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u/josidhe 13d ago

Probably the most iconic use of ketchup on eggs nowadays for younger internet people is Japanese omelette rice and using it to draw something cute on top of the egg.

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u/Ocean_Sure811 13d ago

Who else likes scrambled eggs with ketchup?

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u/MattyTubby97 13d ago

Well I'm from the UK so, chips.

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u/Baltaxo2010 13d ago

No, this isn't how you're supposed to Play the game

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u/Daddyshadez 13d ago

The garbage

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u/indigoreality 13d ago

Ah so you too eat garbage with ketchup

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u/SpeedingTourist 13d ago

A man with a taste for fine dining

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u/Background_Tip4242 13d ago

Are you the raccoon that keeps getting in my trash?

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u/Red_on_me_head 13d ago

Trash condiment

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u/dhruvlrao 13d ago

Was looking for this. Hate ketchup & never understood those who do.

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u/Al_C92 13d ago

As well you should

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u/Roadcruiser2 13d ago

The only answer.

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u/kenjinuro 13d ago

Scrambled eggs

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u/GANJAY420 13d ago

So everyone puts ketchup in their eggs and I just never knew?...

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u/Jciesla 13d ago

I wouldn't say "everyone". Shit, more people in this thread said their genitals than eggs

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u/kL2hGHMyqMsmcx9u 13d ago

Just a different kind of eggs

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u/Thegreylady13 13d ago

But literally everyone does that. Are there people out there right now with undressed genitals? I shudder to think.

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u/WiserStudent557 13d ago

Usually good eggs do not need or want ketchup. I’m still a condiment lover but I’m aware they’re frequently masking subpar quality. But a mediocre fast food egg sandwich can be elevated a bit with ketchup for sure

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u/Seileen_Greenwood 13d ago

They do, but they should be using salsa. As a Texan, I am baffled by the lack of salsa at breakfast when traveling.

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u/DriveByStoning 13d ago

There is nothing that ketchup can improve that barbecue, salsa, or hot sauce wouldn't be 1,000x better on.

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u/LinkleLink 13d ago

How is this a funny meme? I'm getting tired of seeing this stuff...

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u/TheYellowLAVA 13d ago

Funnymemes became a place for non funny memes and meirl became a place for non relatable things

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u/Butters_1017 13d ago

To be more specific this sub is just Facebook humor for people "too good" for Facebook

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u/PotatoesBeatYou 13d ago

Pasta

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u/BoltzerK 13d ago

Italy left the chat

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u/PutinsPinkPanties 13d ago

My Nonna rose from the dead, read your comment, and then died again. I hope you’re happy.

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u/battl3z3n 13d ago

Grilled cheese sandwich, on the side

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u/chipdipmcgillicuddy 13d ago

Diagonally sliced grilled cheese I hope

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u/LowFlyingReindeer 13d ago

It makes no sense but diagonally cut sandwiches just taste better.

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u/Tuppitapp1 13d ago

Pizza. True story

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u/pf_thecheerful1206 13d ago

More like the cold morning remnants of the pizza you ordered at 2 am while shitfaced. They’re a match made in heaven.

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u/Chickadee227 13d ago

Growing up, i used to crave my school’s pizza with a healthy amount of ketchup on top. This reminded me! I can still remember the taste. It was exquisite. Maybe I should try it with regular pizza now as an adult.

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u/wolfstufff 13d ago

Same! Only good ketchup though. Hunts natural is the way to go

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u/Luciouss 13d ago

This low effort posts are the worst, stupid fad.

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u/kimmeljs 13d ago

Macaroni casserole

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u/FuzzyGiraffe8971 13d ago

Meatloaf,Kraft dinner my husband would say perogies

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u/LiterColaFarva 13d ago

Can we stop posting this stupid game already?

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u/Fizroynelson 13d ago

Now that is a fuuuuuny meme. Might wake some mods here from all the lols

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u/ThatOneWood 13d ago

Meatloaf

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u/MrIMStuck 13d ago

Nothing, it’s gross

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u/Emerald24111 13d ago

Nothing.

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u/TawnyBobcat5036 13d ago

I don’t actually like ketchup ducks for cover

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u/PJballa34 13d ago

Nada, ketchup is whack. Bring the ranch and hot sauce please.

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u/ducktheoryrelativity 13d ago

Nothing. It belongs in the garbage.

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u/Donotcomenearme 13d ago

Meatloaf. That’s a meatloaf condiment.

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u/PartyTelevision577 13d ago

Nothing ketchup is gross.

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u/Wonderful_Painter_14 13d ago

Trash can liner

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u/OldSamVimes 13d ago

Don't use ketchup, it's a shit condiment.

It's mostly sugar.

Have some respect for your body for crying out loud and use mustard or hot sauce.

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u/What_th3_hell 13d ago

Fries may not exist, but pommes frites do.

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u/CMDRGlamdring 13d ago

The bin. Mustard please

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u/houstonsd 13d ago

My tater tots. Or hash browns.

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u/RikiWinzz 13d ago

Fried Rice

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u/TheYellowLAVA 13d ago

On my tongue

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u/Ayvaaza 13d ago

Burger

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u/j4cksox 13d ago

Hash browns

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u/Sheeple_person 13d ago

My toddler: Strawberries. Toast. Crackers. Carrots. Literally anything

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u/Garthar22 13d ago

Meatloaf

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u/ScottECH93 13d ago

Meatloaf

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u/Firing_Up 13d ago

On deep fried potatoes. I call them pommes frites

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u/MyTwinDream 13d ago

Any boneless fried chicken. Chicken fried chicken. Chicken fried streak. Chicken nugget, chicken strip, Corn dog , 50/50 sausage and white bread. Beef burger, chicken burger, hot dog and Banana.

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u/SianineX 13d ago

Blue box Mac n cheese

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u/Shadow-McTavish 13d ago

A hot dog or meatloaf.