r/Funnymemes • u/soylamulatta • Jan 24 '23

Decisions

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u/PJballa34 Jan 24 '23

Nada, ketchup is whack. Bring the ranch and hot sauce please.

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u/WhyYouSoToxic_ Jan 24 '23

average american

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u/joesbagofdonuts Jan 24 '23

As an American you have my permission to insult and degrade people who dip everything in ranch.

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u/Hainish_bicycle Jan 24 '23

As long as we can also make fun of people who put ketchup on everything too.

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u/xMisterCreepx Jan 24 '23

Say you're american without telling me you're american

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u/FedGoat13 Jan 24 '23

And ketchup isn’t American?

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u/xMisterCreepx Jan 24 '23

Talking about the ranch mainly

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u/xMisterCreepx Jan 24 '23

Putting ranch on everything is an American only thing I think

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u/4luey Jan 24 '23

Paul Newman knows.

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u/bestest_at_grammar Jan 24 '23

Chicken wraps, and I now use it to dip my Buffalo wings because I can’t handle spice and that combo slaps

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u/BoofingCheese Jan 24 '23

Must be a specific region of America. It's not common in my area. You'll really only see ranch used in salad and occasionally with pizza or buffalo wings.

Aside from that I can't really think of a time in my 35 years of life that I've seen ranch put on anything else.

So I'm always very confused by this stereotype.

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u/_Emo_Queen_ Jan 24 '23

Hot sauce is amazing

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u/Sussy1285832929357 Jan 24 '23

Say your saying “say you’re American without telling me you’re American” with telling me you’re saying “say you’re American without telling me you’re American”

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u/crackrhead Jan 24 '23

BBQ sauce

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '23

Texas AF

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u/indigoreality Jan 24 '23

Sriracha all the way

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u/DJ_Black_Eye Jan 24 '23

Ketchup and ranch is a good combo too

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u/time013 Jan 24 '23

Mayo, mustard and hot sauce mixture

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u/PJballa34 Jan 24 '23

I can get behind this as well.

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u/Popetown Jan 24 '23

Lol. I got into a discussion yesterday on this exact point. Also, ranch + chipotle Tabasco = what we affectionally named “crunk sauce” from the local dude slingin his best custom sambos at Jersey Mike’s back in the day.

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u/Ater_Nefarium Jan 24 '23

Mayo+ketchup+barbeque sauce, mix well.