r/Funnymemes • u/soylamulatta • Jan 24 '23

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u/tactical_supremacy Jan 24 '23 • Wearing is Caring

Deep fried potato slices......

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u/Dafuqucair Jan 24 '23 edited Jan 24 '23

Fries don’t exist? This sounds like the perfect opportunity to invent a julienned potato cooked in hot oil until crisp and then salted.

We shall call them “Dafuqucairs”

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u/_Wyse_ Jan 24 '23

In the U.S. we call them "French Dafuqucairs"

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u/Dafuqucair Jan 24 '23

I prefer “Freedom Dafuqucairs” .

The heathens residing in Canada and Holland choose to dip them in mayonnaise. I don’t know what they use ketchup for. (probably steak).

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u/omnicorn_persei_8 Jan 24 '23

Imagine not putting ketchup and mayo on your steak, weirdo.

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u/tearsonurcheek Jan 24 '23

No, they surely use mayo for that, too. You're welcome for that image.

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u/VenusValkyrieJH Jan 24 '23

I giggled at the steak comment.

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u/Weeb-In-Exile Jan 24 '23

Oi! Mayo is good!

Dorritos lightly dipped in mayo or ketchup is good

Teriyaki noodles with a bit of mayo mixed in is amazing too. You don't know what you're missing out on smh

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u/13ones7 Jan 24 '23

Ugh. . . You just brought up some childhood trauma for me lmao. My little sister used to take those 3D dorritos (if anybody remembers those things), she would bite off a corner, fill the whole thing with ketchup, and pop it in her mouth. Just one of the many ketchup sins she committed. I couldn't eat ketchup for years lmao. Even worse, we always had the cheapest of cheap ketchups, that the solid part would never stay mixed with liquids no matter how much you shook the bottle. Uughhh. I think I might stop eating ketchup for awhile again.

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u/FlootLoopp Jan 24 '23

To be fair, if you mix some ketchup and mayo, it can make a pretty decent, easy fry sauce!

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u/mmandajade Jan 24 '23

Fry sauce crew represent!

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u/13ones7 Jan 24 '23

Sometimes the Canadians use gravy and cheese curds on their dafuqucairs, not gonna lie, it's pretty damn good if done right.

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u/Dafuqucair Jan 24 '23

To the untrained ear it sounds like you just said “Putin is really damn good”. The Canadians, along with the rest of the world, should condemn all foods with names substantially similar to that of a certain Russian Dictator. Read the room.

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u/13ones7 Jan 24 '23

You are correct and I apologize. It was very insensitive of me. I insist we change the name to never allow a mistake like this to happen again. How about "Ukrainian Freedom Dafuqucairs"?

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u/13ones7 Jan 24 '23

Wait. . . .that sounds really bad too after saying that out loud. How about "Putin died dafuqucairs"?

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u/nylanderfan Jan 25 '23

Poutine was here first. Make the shithead change his name.

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u/fuckingcocksniffers Jan 25 '23

?? damn.... we shoulda conquered canadia before it was too late.

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u/nylanderfan Jan 25 '23

WTF? Canadian here who has never seen anyone put mayo on fries, and would demand their passport if I did.

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u/MassRedemption Jan 25 '23

Don't be coming at us like that, eh? We aren't heathens, we eat our fries with gravy and cheese curds, like good Canadians.

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u/Regnes Jan 25 '23

Canadian here, I prefer to drizzle it with a bit of vinegar and dip it in gravy. I've never seen anybody use straight-up mayo, but some people like a fancy aioli.

Ketchup > gravy > aioli for popularity I'd say.

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u/Haigh2581KCRoyals Jan 24 '23

Da Fuck You Cares? This is awesome