r/Funnymemes • u/soylamulatta • Jan 24 '23

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u/dudeN7 Jan 24 '23 edited Jan 24 '23

Boil 'em mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew!

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u/Icy_Style1553 Jan 24 '23

Stupid, fat hobbit

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u/Silly_Fuck Jan 24 '23

Taters, precious!

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u/zeepbridge Jan 24 '23

I like them raaaaw, and wrigggly!!!!!

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '23

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u/Ruxblaine93Medusa Jan 25 '23

What’s taters, eh precious?!?!

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u/weaponized_teletubby Jan 24 '23

*hobbitses

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u/Louisa666905 Jan 25 '23

Filthy little hobbitses!

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u/Signal_Youth8336 Jan 25 '23

I just read that in Gollums voice

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u/Autobubbs Jan 25 '23

Who didn't?

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u/Orbus_215 Jan 24 '23

Barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it, pan fried, stir fried, deep fried, potato souo, potato stew, potato salad.

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u/Mojzesz1 Jan 24 '23

destilation

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u/mattstorm360 Jan 24 '23

Air fried.

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u/Prestigious_Nebula_5 Jan 25 '23

Eggs are delicious with ketchup.

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u/ClingyWindego Jan 24 '23

Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice, giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake!

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u/A_shy_neon_jaguar Jan 24 '23

We didn't start the fiyaar

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u/bombisabell Jan 25 '23

The fryer

FTFY

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u/Acceptable_Sea2442 Jan 25 '23

It's been always going since the world been frying.

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u/Hauser717 Jan 24 '23

I take it you haven't seen 'Lord of the Rings'?

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u/Tax-Visual Jan 25 '23

Potato head

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u/Ruxblaine93Medusa Jan 25 '23

That’s… that’s about it…

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u/oldsoulseven Jan 24 '23

Stick ‘em. Stick ‘em in a stew. Gotta get the alliteration.

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u/dudeN7 Jan 24 '23

Thx, fixed it.

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u/loosecharge Jan 24 '23

boil ‘em mash ‘em, stuck ‘em in my ass

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u/Sl8terson Jan 24 '23

Stick em

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u/u5ua1Suspect Jan 24 '23

What’s Taters precious??

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u/Inismore Jan 24 '23

I love you, guys

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u/jddjfh Jan 24 '23

Mmh a civilized lotr enjoyer

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u/Bellah_Rossi24 Jan 24 '23

I have never tried it tho

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u/TheBigFrog07 Jan 24 '23

Buford reference? From Phineas and Ferb. I think he said that.

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u/SouthernBlueBelle Jan 24 '23

Speaking of stew.....guess what I'm eating right now?

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u/tinahbi Jan 25 '23

Your ruining it

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u/nadvargas Jan 25 '23

Boil 'em mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew!

This amuses my wife. She is a big LotR nerd.

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u/CosmicT0ast Jan 25 '23

I would like my money back ….

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u/Significant_Bear8248 Jan 25 '23

But to drink them as liquor I simply won't do...

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u/Muffles79 Jan 25 '23

Stupid fat hobbits ruins everything!