r/WhitePeopleTwitter 13d ago

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u/mrweatherbeef 13d ago All-Seeing Upvote Wink Wink

Spoiler alert: Joel Valdez is actually George Santos

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u/sunnydaysahead2022 13d ago

Hahahahah nothing would surprise me at this point.

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u/overlyambitiousgoat 12d ago

What about an avocado... but when you open it up instead of a pit in the middle it has the same filling as a Cadbury creme egg?

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u/DIsForDelusion 12d ago Spit-take

And inside that Cadbury creme egg?

George Santos in drag.

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u/Apprehensive-Till861 12d ago

And inside George Santos?

Matt Gaetz.

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u/bigboybeeperbelly 12d ago

And that little boy grew up to be...

Albert Eisensteiner

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u/sunnydaysahead2022 12d ago

I think I would barf

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u/mmmegan6 12d ago Hugz

This gif made me laugh for the first time today and it was so loud and real that I feel like I’ve rediscovered laughing. I don’t even know what this shit is from but it is so fucking perfectly placed/timed. I love you. Thank you. Life has been a real doozy lately

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u/non-squitr 12d ago

It's a robot chicken skit making fun of M night Shamalamadingdong

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u/Robbotlove 12d ago

i have a pet rat named Abraham. his name was shortened over time to just Ham. but lately, ive been calling him Hamalamadingdong. he's a good boy.

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u/ToldYouTrumpSucked 12d ago

You mean Rhonda Santis?

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u/StumpVanDerHuge 13d ago

Hearts out to Nestor who's the real victim in all this.

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u/InstructionExact2088 13d ago

I remember when he had him on Fox News pretending to be his step dad

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u/Unanything1 12d ago

In context that is extremely disturbing.

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u/TheGrandExquisitor 12d ago

That whole thing was disturbing and bizarre.

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u/AnonBubblyBowels 12d ago

Isn’t it?! Why do we not have more information on this situation???

Gaetz says the kid is the brother of an exgirlfriend. And the kids dad is still alive and never gave up the kid for adoption.

Why has he never explained why the kid was living with him at 12..?

I feel like surely the FBI would have looked into this during the child trafficking investigation, and obviously they didn’t find anything alarming, so what is the situation? And why isn’t Matt being forthcoming about it?

This whole thing is so bizarre. At one point on Fox, Gaetz talks about how his “son” is 19 and he “let him” go on a spring break vacation but only only allowed him to go on a short trip. And Gaetz was super worried the whole time the kid was gone.

Why is he exerting such authority on a 19 year old? Who is not even his son? Why didn’t the kid clarify during that first Fox interview that Gaetz was not, in fact, his father?

WTF IS HAPPENING?!

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u/yallqwerty 12d ago

What’s the context? Who is Nestor?

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u/CMHenny 12d ago

A young Cuban man Gaetz claimed to be his "adopted son." I forget the details but he was a cousin or brother to either his ex or his wife. Pretty much everyone thought this was some kind of strange green card scheme/ weird sex thing but it was largely dropped by the media after they observed how odd the whole situation is.

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u/Alarid 12d ago

please i need more details

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u/DigitallyExhausted 12d ago

I had heard a rumor that Nestor may have actually been Gaetz’s biological son and that if it was true it would show that Nestor’s mom was underage when she got pregnant with Nestor.

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u/Toby_O_Notoby 12d ago Dread

The most likely scenario is that Nestor is actually his son and that instead of adopting his ex-girlfriend's younger brother he got her pregnant when she was 13 and he was 18 or so.

I'm not big into conspiracy theories but it would explain:

  • How he "adopted" a kid with no paperwork. I mean, in theory the kid still has a father who gave up the younger brother but not the sister? And never did it legally?

  • Why his family are still involved with the ex-girlfriend up to and including buying her a BMW.

  • Why the "ex-girlfriend" applied for joint custody of her "little brother".

  • The fact they look a lot alike.

There's other shady stuff like the fact that he was supposed to have come from Cuba when he was 16 but there are records of him playing soccer in Florida when he was 14, but that just about covers it.

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u/TwistyMissTea 12d ago

This reminds me of the golden before times in /conspiracy when it wasn’t batshit Q. I miss it.

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u/FaeryLynne 12d ago

Oh, you mean when the theories actually made logical sense, and people would/could link to actual sources to back up their theories, instead of just pulling shit out of their asses? Yeah, I do too.

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u/Independent_Plate_73 12d ago

I remember finding out about Epstein about a year before the Miami story broke. Went down some rabbit holes from “conspiracy” deep dive threads.

Id heard the name used to smear clinton before but didn’t pay attention. Seemed far fetched. Then you read some of the links and court docs. The pic of giuffre with andrew finally convinced me. Some hinky shit is going on and everyone is pretending it’s not while smearing victims.

Then the QTurds and trump fans attacked. No links. Just inconsistent logic jumps for a man that’s been involved with everyone they hate for decades.

This gaetz theory is great stuff for old conspiracy. At the very least, there is again hinky shit going on with a very rich powerful man and underaged girls/boys.

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u/Howdydobe 13d ago

At least this one was of age.

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u/TheHindenburgBaby 12d ago Gold Take My Energy hehehehe

Gaetz is going to be pissed when he finds out it wasn't two kids in a trench coat.

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u/Y_Sam 12d ago

Vincent Adultman has better taste than that.

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u/IAmAGodKalEl 12d ago

I mean....Princess Caroline has her share of issues

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u/Y_Sam 12d ago

She certainly does but...I mean...Matt Gaetz.

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u/IAmAGodKalEl 12d ago

Oh, she's a better class of person than him but that's a low bar

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u/FailResorts 13d ago All-Seeing Upvote

Matt Gaetz, pansexual hero. Will literally fuck anything with two legs. Anything.

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u/Mike_Hawksen 13d ago Bravo Grande! 'MURICA

Bold of you to assume he wouldn't fuck an underage amputee

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u/Heathen_Mushroom 12d ago

Although technically a wheelchair bound paraplegic, Madison Cawthorne is not an amputee.

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u/Justoneguy22 12d ago

Please, let's forget that creep.

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u/O_o-22 12d ago

He’s currently engineering a comeback by riding on Gaetz, figuratively and literally

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u/NachoNachoDan 13d ago

So there's a girl on the beach with no arms and no legs. A guy walks by and she says "Hey can you hug me I've never been hugged before." so the guy hugs her. She says "Would you kiss me I've never been kissed before." so the guy gives her the most romantic kiss. Then she says "I've never been fucked before, would you fuck me?" The guy picks her up, takes her down to where the waves meet the sand, and throws her in the ocean and yells "NOW YOU'RE FUCKED!"

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u/joeyGOATgruff 12d ago

How did we all know this joke in 1994?

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u/fishsticks40 13d ago

Man, that joke was circulating when I was 12.

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u/AdultingGoneMild 12d ago

for all we know you are still 12

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u/artlabman 12d ago

Matt Gaetz is callin…..

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u/Saturn-Valley-Stevil 12d ago

They could even be Matt Gaetz for all we know

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u/Sandover5252 12d ago

I am 55 and never heard it in the late 70s so thanks for sharing.

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u/darkwing42 12d ago

Since at least the late 80s

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u/ISayNiiiiice 12d ago

We can push that back to at least the 60s

Source: My Dad taught me that joke and said he learned it in basic training when he was drafted for Vietnam

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u/Tiggeribby 12d ago

Yup, definitely at least the 60s

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u/muklan 12d ago

Since we are just unabashedly mocking the disabled here, yknow where you find a dog with no legs?

Right where you left it.

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u/Revolutionary_Tale_1 12d ago

Also: do you know what you call a dog with no legs?

Doesn't matter. He ain't coming.

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u/I_am_Daesomst 13d ago

That's Captain Jack Harkness.

This fucking guy could only hope to be that cool.

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u/Pfheonix 12d ago Into the Magic Portal

A hero.

The man would shoot a hole in the wall and find it desirable.

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u/Tarotgirl_5392 12d ago

But also Jack is a classy man. He would get the bullet holes consent first

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u/BlastedMallomars 12d ago

He totally seduced midshipman Alonso Frame. Didn’t even have to get him out of that nutty space bar. “So Alonso…want to checkout the mens room?”

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u/I_am_Daesomst 12d ago

Knew exactly what he was thinking. Schwing!

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u/TheIronSoldier2 12d ago

Except I'm pretty sure even Jack Harkness knew to leave kids alone

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u/Tiggeribby 12d ago

Nobody’s as cool as Captain Jack Harkness. (And now I have to go back and re-watch Torchwood, and catch up on Doctor Who)

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u/tanaista 12d ago

Always a good use of time.

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u/Plantsandanger 13d ago

If there was ever a politician I could see saying “giggity”, it’s this asshole

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u/Lil_Shanties 13d ago

Why just two legs?

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u/Klytus_Im-Bored 13d ago

Not two maximum, two minimum.

fuck amputees.

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u/ceo_greasyduck 13d ago

Two….years of age?

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u/Klytus_Im-Bored 13d ago

Sir. We talking about legs here. Obviously there's no minimum wage for Mat

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u/Lil_Shanties 13d ago

This makes more sense!

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u/MrProlapse 13d ago

Whoa, whoa! Man's got a reputation to uphold, maybe the person just said they were younger than they were.

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u/Arreeyem 12d ago

I'm now 100% convinced Matt Gaetz's "son" is actually a sex slave. I was 99% convinced before, but now it seems he'll fuck anything with a pulse.

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u/Gibodean 12d ago

I assumed it was the child he had with his 13 year old housekeeper's daughter.

Perhaps it's both - child and boyfriend. Gaetz seems like the sort.

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u/MadAstrid 13d ago

Poor Nestor.

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u/QStorm565 13d ago

You mean the teenage boy who he claimed was working for him as an intern and then claimed he had "adopted" from a foreign country without any proof or paperwork of either?

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u/AdvancedFeeling 13d ago

As a former groomee, Nestor is totally being groomed. That video with them together reeks of “we fucked last night and are trying to hide how familiar we are with each other.”

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u/Thikki_Mikki 13d ago

Do you have a link?

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u/pardybill 13d ago

It could’ve been the Tucker interview with both of them, or there’s a 12/28/17 fb video with him in the background but idk how to link FB embedded videos

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u/Prysorra2 12d ago All-Seeing Upvote Starry Evil Cackle

Please start using the term PizzaGaetz.

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u/cypherdev 12d ago

I second this. Absolutely beautiful.

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u/Jonne 13d ago

I thought the rumour was that it's the child of one of his underage victims?

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u/jethroguardian 12d ago

Por que no los dos?

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u/Jonne 12d ago

Because I didn't want to go there for my own sanity, mostly.

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u/plumpsack6569 13d ago

Just think the "greatest country in the world" is ran by pedos, and we keep electing them

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u/CryptographerGlum361 12d ago

We? No man. Republicans keep doing it. Every single one of their accusations is an admission and conservative rubes fall for it. Every. Time.

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u/senator_mendoza 12d ago

I’m convinced the anti gay stuff is rooted in a lot of them having homosexual urges. They have those urges so they assume everyone does but THEY are strong and moral enough to resist them so people who give in are weak and immoral.

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u/CryptographerGlum361 12d ago

Exhibit A. Matt Gaetz. Gay and pedo groomer.

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u/DarrinC 12d ago

Growing up ultra conservative Christian we were constantly warned about how we all would have gay urges and want to watch gay porn. As an embarrassingly straight person it was super confusing as all I wanted to see was boobs.

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u/PeaPowerful3 13d ago edited 13d ago

Ita funny that this is being down voted when it is an actually very serious problem we have in our government. Especially when the government officials can sweep it under the rug so easily as well

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u/Bones7011 13d ago

This is how they got him to vote for McCarthy

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u/Wattsahh 12d ago

I doubt it’s how they got him to vote for McCarthy. I mean, the guy is already an outed pedophile and predator, and won re-election handily. He has the magic R in an R district. Shame doesn’t work on these people anymore.

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u/vicsfoolsparadise 12d ago

I don't know. Wish I could find tgat video of his face dropping at the last speakership vote. Guy said something in his ear tgat scared the shit out of him.

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u/lesChaps 12d ago

Sexual predators may be one of the few constituencies so well represented

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u/Sidney_Carton73 13d ago

What ever happened to the FBI’s investigation involving him taking minors over state lines for sex.

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u/SipTheBidet 13d ago

Republican office-holder. Laws do not apply.

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u/PBB22 13d ago

They got his buddy and decided Gaetz isnt worth it. Also, the other comment

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u/Significant_Sign_520 13d ago

The witnesses against him were so problematic that they thought the case might tank. It’s horrible, but I begrudgingly get not wanting to prosecute someone like him unless your 99% you’ll get a conviction. If he’s acquitted it’s a nightmare

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u/HisDivineOrder 13d ago

Not pursuing it sends the wrong message. Republicans get coddled so often that they count on it happening. Even if he got a "Not Guilty" verdict, everyone would be talking about what he did.

Right now, a lot of people don't know about it.

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u/-thecheesus- 13d ago

If he got a "not guilty" his mouthpieces would be crowing about vindication, righteousness, and the fact that the "deep state" or whatever was just abusing their power to fling mud

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u/GODDESS_OF_CRINGE__ 12d ago

And if he was found guilty, they would just say he was framed or something. They have no integrity, and they will propagandize any situation. And that's why we shouldn't base our own actions around what Conservatives will think. Because they don't think. They believe whatever gets in their head first, or engages them the most emotionally.

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u/Lady_von_Stinkbeaver 13d ago

Or when he mentioned his dogs in his official Congressional biography but not his "stepson" ?

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u/Dodgiestyle 12d ago

Jesus, I had totally forgotten about that. Christ, this shit has no end and no beginning.

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u/HintOfAreola 13d ago

I'm 99% certain that Nestor is actually his kid, born of a relationship he had with Nestor's 14yr old "sister". The whole, "I dated this woman for a bit and then unofficially 'adopted' her kid brother and call him my son and now he lives with me and his 'real dad' is cool with it and they still visit sometimes," never really sat well with me.

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u/mylittlevegan 12d ago

That whole theory falls apart for the fact that Nestor is cuban born and came to america because his dad won a lottery.

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u/hamberder-muderer 12d ago

How was that not followed up at all? Can anyone just gain possession of a random 12yo and it's fine, no questions asked?

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u/letsgetbrickfaced 12d ago

I thought he was his illegitimate son from a former GF who would have been underage had Gaetz impregnated her in line with his age.

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u/sanguinesolitude 12d ago

I don't understand why nobody has bothered looking into "hey how and why did a single guy in hus 20s adopt a young teenager he wasn't related to?"

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u/toriemm 12d ago

I mean, we've apparently got proof of him sexually trafficking minors over state lines and he's literally still getting a taxpayer salary and voting on laws for our country. So. Who fing knows, I guess.

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u/suckercuck 13d ago

The Nestor molester

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u/Ahstruck 13d ago

Maybe if we show him it is okay to be gay he will stop trying to destroy other peoples lives.

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u/Expensive-Document41 13d ago Take My Energy 'MURICA

You're searching for moral consistency from a man who mortgaged every shred of his soul for power.

I fear your optimism is misplaced.

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u/MaintenanceSmart7223 13d ago

Not power, just a lifetime pension and healthcare. Who wouldn't lie on their resume and make tens of thousands of people look stupid for just a chance at that?

Honestly soon as that shit came out I wasn't so mad anymore. Republicans looking stupid is just a matter of course these days.

The cherry on the top of the cake will be if he starts voting with Democrats

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u/nothisistheotherguy 13d ago

I think you’re thinking of George Santos; this post is about Matt Gaetz, a 100% dyed-in-the-wool shithead. He has no integrity and he’s dumber than a rock.

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u/SportsPhotoGirl 13d ago

It’s understandable for someone who is not up to date on US Republican Congress news to mix up these 2 scumballs

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u/Several_Influence_47 13d ago

He has to do at least 5 years before he will be eligible for those perks , and there's quite a bit of noise being made on both sides of the aisle about yeeting said benefits for the obvious Bennie grabbers that only do one or two terms, and make it to where they have to spend at least 15 or more years on the Hill before eligibility kicks in, and only have graduated benefits, where if you don't meet very strict criteria, you don't get to claim but a fraction of it, and must wait until 67 to access any of their benefits whatsoever.

Basically, force them to be like the rest of us fkn Plebs trying to get SS retirement.

Cut these POS Bennie snatchers off at the knees.

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u/QuipsNChains 13d ago

ngl i thought you said "Bernie grabbers" and was super confused lol

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u/Several_Influence_47 13d ago

Lulz 😂😂 I mean, I adore Bernie as much as the next gal, but I think I have to draw the line at Goosing that Gander 😂😂

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u/otis_the_drunk 12d ago

I've done weirder shit for healthcare.

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u/Smithmonster 13d ago

Now the optimism has gone way too far. More likely he’ll double down on don’t say gay bills, to prove how not gay he is.

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u/hemlockpopsicles 13d ago

He would never side with us. He’s an enemy through and through. Anyone who worships trump is a garbage human

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u/Thegreylady13 12d ago

Known him since middle school. He didn’t mortgage it for power, because he was a soulless 7th grader with little power. Yes, his dad has always been wealthy and powerful for our area, and that power only increased as we aged. But if Matt had acquired even an iota of power when he sold his soul, he would have had at least one friend or at least one soul at 12. The boy just plain didn’t.

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u/Ooften 13d ago edited 13d ago

His daddy said he can destroy other peoples lives if he wanted. Don’t you know who his daddy is? He owns a dealership!

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u/Thegreylady13 12d ago

Nope. Matt couldn’t get into a fraternity (seriously). I knew him in middle school, high school, and college, and those aliens were much cooler, more standup guys than Matt. He would ask you out, get rejected, loudly call you a slut in front of a teacher, and know nothing would happen because his best line was, “Don’t you know who my daddy is? He’s the superintendent! Now he’s the president of the state senate!”

Anyway, back when that episode aired (while we were both at college), any girl or boy at FSU would have jumped on the chance to fuck both of those aliens before letting Matt Gaetz touch them. I know people like to think he’s a big frat boy and I don’t want to douse any parades, but he acts like that because he only began having a social life/“friends” at around the age of 32 or so and he spent years positively seething because he wanted to be the most popular baby boy but was mocked and derided (for being the sort of narcissist who just expects to be handed popularity and accolades because his daddy is the richest daddy).

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u/unresolved_m 13d ago

Last I heard people in Congress are really afraid of pissing off his daddy.

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u/TheKrakIan 13d ago

George Santos has entered the chat

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u/TimBorlandManTool 13d ago

The dude is already in a position of power. Probably the most he's ever going to have. And he's not even helping himself. He's not standing up as the Bi (or whatever) person he is, he's not standing up for his own rights to pursue his own interests, he's not helping anyone except the people who want to make his life harder. He's working against himself. No amount of good will can make him open his eyes.

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u/MikeN1978 13d ago

Self loathing, votes against own interest etc..So you’re saying he’s a Republican

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u/Retired-Pie 13d ago

There's a chance you can convince him of this, its small but it's there. How you'll address his views on pedophilia is beyond me......

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u/BrewCityBenjamin 13d ago

Self hating gay men have a rich history of fucking the world over because they can't deal with their own insecurities. Read about Trump's mentor, Roy Cohn. It's fucking wild how these people operate

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u/thegodfatherderecho 13d ago

Gay isn’t the problem. It’s the underage girls

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u/overzeetop 13d ago

And the infidelity.

And the hypocrisy.

And the general assholery.

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u/DefinitelyNotAliens 13d ago

No no no, the butt stuff is fine.

It's rhe infidelity, hypocrisy and underage part that's the problem.

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u/Special_Wishbone_812 13d ago

Don’t forget underage Nestor!

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u/sanguinesolitude 12d ago

I would love an investigation into what the fuck that is. How does a 20 year old single man adopt a tween he isn't related to?

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u/blubirdTN 12d ago

Btw...Nestors father was alive and well and lived I believe in the US. Also Matt openly dated a sister of Nester. He is fucked up on many levels.

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u/MikeN1978 13d ago

Or boys..

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u/thegodfatherderecho 13d ago

True. Apparently he doesn’t discriminate

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u/MikeN1978 13d ago

Very progressive of him

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u/Wazula23 13d ago

Interesting thought but is there any evidence beyond a tweet?

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u/AlanParsonsProject11 12d ago edited 12d ago

I will never understand how people take one unsourced tweet from a person with a poor track record. Then treat it as gospel

Obligatory “Gaetz is a piece of shit” though

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u/UsidoreTheLightBlue 12d ago

Also the person who just lost to him in the election, by a not close margin.

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u/fumanchew86 12d ago

Because confirmation bias is a thing. People want to believe this about someone they dislike, so they'll automatically believe it if someone else tells them it's true.

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u/ThnkWthPrtls 12d ago

I'm disappointed I have the scroll this far down to see this, I can't find a single news article or anything close to it mentioning any of this, and it's about the fifth time just today I've seen an inflammatory tweet on the front page that ends up being completely fake

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u/xxwetdogxx 12d ago

Same. Looked, can’t find anything legit

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u/newtoreddir 12d ago

Right? Yesterday wasn’t it a tweet saying Republicans are rejecting the concept of refilling prescriptions?

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u/jerslan 12d ago

Yesterday wasn’t it a tweet saying Republicans are rejecting the concept of refilling prescriptions?

That one I read as satire by extending the current GOP view of vaccines (ie: "if the jab prevents COVID then you don't need boosters") to prescription drugs ("if the drugs treat your illness, then you don't need refills").

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u/Playbook420 12d ago

crazy how you gotta scroll down this far to see this. makes you wonder why some of the stuff is up top

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u/ninroxbear16 12d ago

No. And everyone who asks for a source,she hides the tweet. She spouts off a lot of unsourced bullshit on Twitter. He’s a piece of shit, but this ain’t it sis.

Edit for clarity and missing words because I’m tired and dumb.

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u/nicwade73 12d ago

Yeah, I totally agree that this guy is a piece of shit but let's see some evidence before we start spreading this story. Those idiot Republicans are the ones who stoop to baseless lies that people believe, let's be better.

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u/suddenlycumbly 12d ago

"Let's be better"

All well said

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u/Sega-Playstation-64 12d ago

I did a 15 minute search online and this is literally the only source for this I can find.

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u/Odd-Discipline-4306 13d ago

If you are shocked by this, wait until you hear about Lindsey Graham!

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u/Darkstargir 13d ago hehehehe

Those are just his ladybugs

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u/DrunksInSpace 13d ago

Wait till you hear about Nestor…

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u/BrewCityBenjamin 13d ago

Or Mike Pence. Michelle Bachmann's husband. Dan Zwonitzer. I mean literally most of the Republicans I see who seem to have a huge issue with homosexuals I just assume have or at least secretly yearn to, sucked a dick. Which isn't a problem if they didn't literally create laws making it a problem even though they want to do it

Fucking hypocrites

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u/sanguinesolitude 12d ago edited 12d ago

Closeted homosexuals raised Christian see avoiding sucking cock as like a moral battle. They don't realize that actually straight dudes are not tempted by dicks, because that's not what being straight is. If you think homosexuality is a choice... bruh I got news for you. I dont struggle not to have sex with men lol. If you do, maybe you should give it a go. Not having sex with dudes you're attracted to to be with jesus... kinda gay for Jesus my guy.

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u/jrburkh 12d ago

I saw a similar comment to this a few years ago, and it blew my mind how obvious it is yet somehow had never occurred to me.

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u/NotSoPrudence 13d ago

I was on a message board with some of his friends from FSU. These were some of the worst people imaginable.

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u/Stein_um_Stein 13d ago

Is it just me or is student gov a breeding ground for monsters?

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u/emaw63 12d ago

They were always the biggest dorks on campus when I was in school lmao

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u/TK9_VS 12d ago

Well orgs that give you power attract people that want power.

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u/LazyUpvote88 13d ago

I so want to believe you…

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u/BaboonHorrorshow 13d ago

I believe you, everything about Gaetz screams self hating gay guy.

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u/bnonymousbeeeee 13d ago

Bro, why you gotta bring pussies into this, they're one of my favorite things.

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u/Parking-Bat9498 13d ago

A bratty sassy bottom.

I would know as I too am a bratty sassy bottom. Except I’m not a republican or bigot.

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u/42words 13d ago edited 12d ago Silver All-Seeing Upvote

oh christ, here we fucking go

Attention, absolute fucking cretins sorry, right-wingers: deep breath

it's not the "hurr durr gay shit durr" thing

it's the hypocrisy thing


update edit: but good job being as consistently hilarious/unbelievably goddamn fucking reprehensible as ever 🙂👍

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u/TheOverBored 13d ago

Couldn't agree more. No one cares that Gaetz is gay, or Santos is a drag queen. We CARE because they spew such vitriol against these groups and are COMPLETE HYPOCRITS.

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u/MoreGaghPlease 13d ago

For Santos too it was unusual because he’s the first Nobel Prize winner to have ever won a medal in the Winter Olympics

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u/Stashmouth 13d ago

For swimming!

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u/mastachaos 12d ago

That makes sense, since he invented swimming.

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u/cranktheguy 12d ago

After his mom died of tragic drowning.

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u/ahearthatslazy 12d ago

Never forget The Titanic

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u/VenBede 12d ago

The man didn't lose his legs in Vietnam to be subjected to such disrespect

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u/WiSoSirius 12d ago

Man survived ovarian cancer. He's a hero!

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u/cynicalxidealist 12d ago

This will never get old to me lol

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u/SoVerySleepy81 13d ago

It’s also the it’s really shitty to sleep around and cheat on your wife thing.

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u/1mikeg 13d ago

Doubly so while pretending to promote Christian values.

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u/ygduf 13d ago

At this point his wife knows who he is and gets what she earns by staying

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u/pmjm 12d ago

It's not even that, there are ethics rules about relationships with a staffer. Katie Hill resigned over that.

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u/tonybenwhite 12d ago

Specifically it’s the rules for thee mentality. People have had to resign after scandals of sexual misconduct with staffers. It’s amazing Matt is somehow immune

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u/scootah 12d ago edited 12d ago

I’m queer, non monogamous and promiscuous. My body count makes the lies of the bragging douchebag frat asshole in college sound plausible. I was a sex worker for a while. I couldn’t give fewer shits about the sex, the demographic of adult consenting sexual partners, or even that it’s outside of a marriage that for all I know is consensually open.

But the guy who opposed human trafficking protections, who called to defund the FBI while they were investigating him for sex trafficking and abusing a kid, who opposes abortion and mocks anti abortion protestors for being unattractive, and who actively campaigns against anything that treats gender and sexual minorities as human?

A guy who can’t stop claiming to be a champion of morality should probably, at an absolute fucking minimum, stop shitting on people who have consenting relationships with consenting adults, or exercise their medical autonomy to preserve their own well being.

I’d disagree with his politics if he actually lived to his own standards. But this hypocritical dumpster fire of human shaped object makes it clear over and over again that he considers himself better than us. His behaviour is reserved in his mind for the special elite - himself. And republicans of all people should fucking get that they’re not fucking nobility and the electorate isn’t a fucking fiefdom. The core concept of a republic is to not have a fucking ruling class that’s above peasant laws.

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u/Thuggin95 13d ago Take My Energy To The Stars

I hate Matt Gaetz as much as the next person, but who are the sources here? “is believed to be having an affair” without specifying who the independent sources are seems questionable and we should wait for more info.

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u/jax2love 13d ago

This is my question. As much as I hate Gaetz, Jones ran against him in the most recent election and has her own sketchy past issues. I’m not saying that she’s making this up, but corroboration would lend this more credibility.

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u/socksta 13d ago

Imagine going to your peers for a job and they prefer Matt Gaetz. I’m not sure I would ever recover from that.

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u/likelazarus 13d ago

It’s been four hours since her tweet, and when I google “Matt Gaetz affair” it’s the only thing that comes up today.

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u/dontreallycareforit 13d ago

Seriously. This Twitter-based journalism is a fucking cancer on the internet. Every day there’s some breaking scandal according to some jerk-off on Twitter. It’s honestly embarrassing how much people gulp up this gossipy slop.

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u/socksta 13d ago

She wrote “!!!BREAKING!!!”. With news like that there is obviously no time for source checking or facts it’s breaking right now!!!!!!!! It would literally explode if not released.

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u/16semesters 12d ago

When people pressed her on twitter for a source she said she saw him making out behind stage at their debate.

Of course, her source is herself!

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u/Endoreight 13d ago

Can't stand gaetz, but Jones says a lot of bullshit without sources that end up being nothing.

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u/SevereEducation2170 13d ago Take My Energy

I’ve seen a couple of tweets recently from her about Gaetz that don’t seem to have been verified (or ever mentioned) anywhere else. I mean, I think Gaetz is an awful human, but these tweets don’t seem very reliable either. At least not as of now.

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u/16semesters 12d ago

She's literally nuts.

She's been fired from both Florida State and LSU the former for stalking a student that she was having sex with while she was his teacher.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rebekah_Jones#Legal_issues

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u/Kant-Touch-This 12d ago

Ugh yea that’s an unreliable narrator.

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u/CltAltAcctDel 13d ago

She's batshit crazy. It may be true, but I wouldn't based an opinion on anything she says.

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u/TwoBitHit 13d ago

I don't see anything reported about this from any other source. You can't just throw things like this out there without backing it up.

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u/OldGoldenDog 13d ago

He’s got a 15yo press secretary?