r/lotrmemes • u/_I_must_be_new_here_ • Jan 11 '23

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u/solo-duke Jan 11 '23

There's some good in this wold mr frodo, and it's worth fighting for innit?

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u/hikariseeker147 Jan 11 '23

This one’s a keeper

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u/jamiez1207 Jan 12 '23

Honestly prefer this to the original, it seems so much more natural and human (or hobbit?)

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u/solo-duke Jan 12 '23

I like to think of the innit with a long pause lol

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u/IdoItForTheMemez Jan 12 '23

Why does this actually kinda work?

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u/Benramin567 Jan 12 '23

Because innit is short for isn't it maybe?

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u/A_Firebringer Jan 11 '23

You shall not pass then.

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u/TheKnightWhoSaisNi Jan 11 '23

I am wielder of the flame of Anor, innit?

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u/Randomly2 Jan 11 '23

Go back to the shadow then

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u/thebeonick Jan 11 '23

Manflesh, innit?

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u/Pitiful_Tonight_4185 Jan 11 '23

THEY PICKED UP OUR TRAIL INNIT

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u/SeanLuke26 Jan 11 '23

They're taking the hobbits to isengard then

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u/Saruman_Bot Istari Jan 11 '23

Alas, my worthy fellow! 'Tis a grave day indeed when they do unlearned journey to Isengard. Pray tell me why they are off thither?

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u/sauron-bot Jan 11 '23

So you have come back? Why have you neglected to report for so long?

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u/Saruman_Bot Istari Jan 11 '23

I have been preoccupied with the perils of Middle Earth. It was not until recently that I realized I had shirked my responsibilities in Isengard and now I am here to make amends.

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u/conduxit Jan 11 '23

The age of men is over, innit?

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u/Fun-Dirt2330 Jan 11 '23

the time of the orc has come, innit

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u/solo-duke Jan 11 '23

The time of orc has come then would have been funny

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u/TheBreacher_1 Jan 11 '23

The age of men is over then

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u/ToOfYggdrasil Jan 11 '23

For Frodo init?

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u/GallowgateEnd Jan 11 '23

Sounds a lot more reluctant the other way:

"For Frodo, then"

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u/solo-duke Jan 11 '23

Lol like it was there plan B option plan A didn't work

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u/ToOfYggdrasil Jan 11 '23

They are taking the hosbbits to Isegard, init?

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u/Electronic_Tax9312 Jan 11 '23

COMES FROM THE GREEN DRAGON, innit?

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u/chodeoverloaded Jan 11 '23

Today is my 111 birthday! Innit?

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u/pixlmason Jan 11 '23

-Bilbo Baggins on his 123rd birthday (alzheimers is slowly kicking in)

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u/bilbo_bot Jan 11 '23

Today is my One Hundred and Eleventh birthday!

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u/RU5TR3D Jan 11 '23

wait why doesn't it say eleventy first?

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u/V3N0M0U5_V1P3R Jan 11 '23

Ya I thought that too lol

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u/Rodney_Copperbottom Jan 12 '23

IIRC, he says it both ways: "Today is my one hundred and eleventh birthday. I am eleventy-one today!"

(Remembering the book off the top of my head, so this is probably incorrect.)

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u/Sokandueler95 Jan 11 '23

Everyone in the comments: innit

Then: am I a joke to you?

You have my sword, then

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u/kundibert Jan 11 '23

And my bow, innit.

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u/DominantGeek Jan 11 '23

One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all, And in the darkness bind them, innit?

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u/Bilbo_hraaaaah_bot Jan 11 '23

HRAAAAAH!

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u/Asleep-Maintenance Jan 11 '23

HRAAAAAH, INNIT!?

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u/Upbeat-Bear5616 Jan 11 '23

I love this bot

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u/MartenotWaves Jan 11 '23

This is no mine…it’s a tomb, innit?

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u/imsorryisuck Jan 11 '23

this one somehow made me laugh

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u/HMS404 Jan 11 '23

Meat's back on the menu, innit?

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u/KaikuAika Jan 11 '23

This sounds just how I imagine British people on lunch break

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u/Even_Ease_587 Jan 11 '23

Not at lunch, when veganuary is over though for sure.

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u/beer_prince Jan 11 '23

Alright then, keep your secrets then

40

u/catinore Jan 11 '23

Kingsfoil, that’s a weed, innit.

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u/Dangerous-Basket-902 Jan 11 '23

By far my favorite. 🤙

34

u/Bjorn_Skywalker Jan 11 '23

The hobitses took my ringses innit?

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u/Killawife Jan 11 '23

This foe is beyond any of you, innit?

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u/aknalag Jan 11 '23

A quotreinnit

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u/_I_must_be_new_here_ Jan 11 '23

I suppose you think that was very clever, innit?

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u/cwguapo Jan 11 '23

“Life’s full of tough choices, innit?”

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u/Comtrend Jan 11 '23

It's quite cool innit?

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u/uredoom Jan 11 '23

Innit just then

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u/ncfears Jan 11 '23

It's treason, innit?

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u/bouchandre Jan 11 '23

It’s treason then then

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u/thedustydruid Jan 11 '23

Wrong sub: r/prequelmemes

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u/ncfears Jan 11 '23

Aren't they the same?

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u/definitelynotned Jan 11 '23

With the amount of overlap between fan based you definitely see a lot of crossover.

Then you have r/jedicouncilofelrond

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u/kraina_zapomnenia Jan 11 '23

No man can kill me.

I am no man, innit?

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u/PM_ME_DIRTY_DANGLES Jan 11 '23

Po-tay-toes, innit?

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u/Knucklesx55 Jan 11 '23

We’ve had one, yes. But what about second breakfast, then?

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u/aragorn_bot Jan 11 '23

Knucklesx55, you've already had it.

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u/Desperate_Address780 Jan 11 '23

Looks like meats back on the menu boys , innit

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u/Clean_Web7502 Jan 11 '23

Fool of a Tok, Innit?

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u/dirithium Jan 11 '23

then, innit?

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u/_I_must_be_new_here_ Jan 11 '23

When, then?

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u/dirithium Jan 11 '23

when then, innit then!!

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u/_I_must_be_new_here_ Jan 11 '23

You sound like a right chav already. People could learn from ya

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u/dirithium Jan 11 '23

ah well, i just try all possibilities

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u/_I_must_be_new_here_ Jan 11 '23

Brute force is also a way

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u/dirithium Jan 11 '23

nah, thats boring

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u/Rapid444 Jan 11 '23

There may be a day when the courage of men fails, but it is not this day init

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u/KaikuAika Jan 11 '23

Cast it into the fire then.

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u/Best_Peasant Jan 11 '23

What say you, innit.

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u/BraDDsTeR-_- Jan 11 '23

We cannot get out. We cannot get out. They have taken the bridge and Second Hall. Frár and Lóni and Náli fell there bravely while the rest retreated to the Chamber of…Mazarbul. We are still ho{ldin}g...but hope …Óin's party went five days ago but today only four returned. The pool is up to the wall at West-gate. The Watcher in the Water took Óin--we cannot get out. The end comes soon. We hear drums, drums in the deep. They are coming, innit.

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u/SomeRandomDude210 Jan 11 '23

They dont need their legs innit?

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u/Its_me_mikey Jan 11 '23

FOOL OF A TOOK INNIT!

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u/totoropoko Jan 11 '23

I was there, innit?

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u/sybillaprophetis Jan 11 '23

“Speak friend and enter then”

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u/TIEM00 Jan 11 '23

Its a cave troll innit

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u/GradeAFilthyCasual Jan 11 '23

Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulûk, agh burzum-ishi krimpatul, innit.

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u/_druids Jan 12 '23

An hour for wolves and shattered shields, innit?

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u/Faces_Dancer Jan 12 '23

The Entmoot: hmmmmmmoooooom...mmmhhhhhhhhuummmmmhhhh innit?

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u/Markamanic Jan 11 '23

Bah rahruum

Innit?

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u/jariwoud Jan 11 '23

Where was gondor where the westfold fell innit?

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u/throwawayzdrewyey Jan 11 '23

One does not simply walk tha fook into Mordor init?

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u/GarryMc123 Jan 11 '23

Rosie Cotton dancing, she had ribbons in her hair, if ever I was to marry someone it would have been her innit.

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u/Erdonicves Jan 11 '23

If I take one more step, I'll be the farthest away from home I've ever been. Innit.

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u/MissionQuestThing Jan 11 '23

By nightfall these hills will be swarming with orcs, innit.

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u/Ok_Significance9304 Jan 11 '23

“You step into the road, and if you don’t keep your feet, there is no knowing where you might be swept off to, init”

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '23

Pippin: I didn't think it would end this way.

Gandalf: End? No, the journey doesn't end here. Death is just another path, one that we all must take. The grey rain-curtain of this world rolls back, and all turns to silver glass, and then you see it.

Pippin: What? Gandalf? See what?

Gandalf: White shores. And beyond, a far green country under a swift sunrise, innit.

Pippin: Well... that doesn't sound so bad...

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u/gandalf-bot Jan 11 '23

End? No, the journey doesn't end here. Death is just another path, one that we all must take. The grey rain curtain of this world rolls back and all turns to silvered glass. And then you see it.

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u/Kyuzo- Jan 11 '23

No man can kill me. I am no man, then

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u/Skelligean Enternettroll Jan 11 '23

It is a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt over so small a thing...such a little thing, innit?

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u/RingCard Jan 11 '23

The ring is mine, innit?

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u/HappyHallowsheev Jan 11 '23

"it's mostly a ceremonial position, innit?"

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u/sacheenlittlefinger Jan 11 '23

What's that?

It's a pint, innit?

It comes in pints, then?

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u/_I_must_be_new_here_ Jan 11 '23

You are THE closest to what I had in mind with this. Spot on, pretty much

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u/sacheenlittlefinger Jan 11 '23

Well, thanks!

I guess you can fix it up a little.

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What's that then?

That, my friend, is a pint innit?

It comes in pints then?

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u/onelove7866 Jan 11 '23

Fly, innit?

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '23

It should have been brought back to the Citadel to be kept safe. Hidden. Dark and deep in the vaults, never to be used, unless at the utmost end of need. Innit.

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u/Caosin36 Jan 11 '23

Why didn't they just fly the eagles to mordor then?

-sackviles, probably

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u/DonLevion Jan 11 '23

Bastards cryin' innit?

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u/BADman2169420 Hobbit Jan 11 '23

If you don't find a way, Frodo Baggins, no one will, innit (In - IT)

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u/Bottlez1266 Jan 11 '23

"It's treason then, then."

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u/Spidey_2009 Ringwraith Jan 11 '23

Meats back on the table, innit

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u/foreverinLOL Jan 11 '23

Do you know how the Orcs first came into being? They were elves once, taken by the dark powers, tortured and mutilated. A ruined and terrible form of life. And now...perfected, innit?

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u/LareWw Jan 11 '23

Keep your secrets then then

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u/Fluffy_Channel_3307 Jan 11 '23

Sam and I must get to Bree innit

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u/Waffleurbagel Jan 11 '23

PO-TA-TOES, INNIT?

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u/Impossible-Tie-864 Jan 11 '23

Toss it into then fire then?

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u/crepper4454 Jan 11 '23

But it is not this day, innit?

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u/TrainingAd2871 Jan 11 '23

They're taking the hobbits to isengard init

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u/naitix93 Jan 11 '23

The world is changed, innit?

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u/V2kangtpp Jan 11 '23

My precious, innit?

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u/ekimelrico Jan 11 '23

The way is shut then? It was made by those who are dead then? And the dead keep it then? The way is shut innit?

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u/Exwhyzed1 Jan 11 '23

This my friend is a pint innit

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u/Hosidian Jan 11 '23

They come with fire! They come with axes! Gnawing, biting, breaking, hacking, burning... destroyers and usurpers, curse them! Innit?

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u/ThrillsofLife Jan 11 '23

How about side by side with a friend, then?

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u/ImmaPullSomeWildShit GRONDBOT IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYZ Jan 11 '23

“Nah Aragorn me big bruv, we’re alone innit?”

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u/Jayk_Dos31 Jan 12 '23

This new Gandalf's more grumpy than the old one, innit?

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u/gandalf-bot Jan 12 '23

The world is not in your books and maps. It is out there.

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u/ykittori Jan 12 '23

POTATOES, boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew innit!

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u/rosiestinkie9 Jan 12 '23

"Your father LOVES you, Faramir! He will remember it before the end, innit "

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u/Skilfularcher Jan 12 '23

Cast it into the fire, destroy it then (Elrond sounds so passive aggressive)

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u/GloriousTengri Jan 12 '23

It is a gift, innit?

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u/applepiemakeshappy Jan 11 '23

I wish the ring had never came to me I wish none of this happened, innit

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u/Asiago_stop Jan 11 '23

One does not simply walk into Mordor innit?

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u/Fun-Dirt2330 Jan 11 '23

one does not simply walk into mordor innit

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u/mapvectorEX Troll Jan 11 '23

There taking the hobbies to Isengard innit.

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u/MrL2030 Jan 11 '23

Roast chicken, innit?

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u/Nanomaron Jan 11 '23

Nice day for fishing innit?

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u/Praisetheballsack Jan 11 '23

It’s treason then then

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '23

I like half of you half as well as I should like and I like less that half of you half as well as you deserve innit

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u/prof0ak Jan 11 '23

Looks like meats back on the menu boys then

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u/horse_girl00 Jan 11 '23

Meats back on the menu boys, innit?

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u/LittleFalcon Jan 11 '23

Luv me Shire, luv me ale, luv me pipe leaf. Ate foolish Tooks, foreigners, and Orcs. Ain’t racist just don’t like em simple as.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '23

Alright then, keep your secrets then.

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u/MasterMainu Jan 11 '23

Lets have a toast for the post then.

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u/OWReinhardt Jan 11 '23

For Frodo then

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u/GriffinFlash Jan 11 '23

Um...sure thing I guess.

A quote 'innit?' or 'then'

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u/Kieranam0 Jan 11 '23

Meats back on the menu then?

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u/Jenova66 Jan 11 '23

One does not simply walk into Mordor then. Its black gates are guarded by more than just orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep. The great eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire, ash, and dust. The very air you breathe is a poisonous fume. Not with ten thousand men could you do this. It is folly innit?

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u/Pepsi_Samurai Jan 11 '23

I’m going on an adventure innit (hobbit not Lott quote)

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u/CoachBeansen Jan 11 '23

All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us, innit

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u/Sakumitzu Goblin Jan 11 '23

Bring wood and oil, then

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u/ThatFalloutGuy2077 Jan 11 '23

"Alright then, keep your secrets then."

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u/Waffleurbagel Jan 11 '23

Boil then, mash them, stick them in a stew then.

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u/UineCakes Jan 11 '23

Not more of this 🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/_I_must_be_new_here_ Jan 11 '23

Yeah, sorry about that. I expected to get like 5 comments with this

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u/zakkil Jan 11 '23

There never was much hope. Only a fools hope innit.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '23

"WELL IF I'M ANGRY IT'S YOUR FAULT! Innit"

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u/OldTobySmoker69420 Jan 11 '23

The world is changing, innit

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u/Itihanoki Jan 11 '23

Alright keep your secrets then

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u/joesphisbestjojo Jan 11 '23

It's Tommy Bombaddy Innit

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u/octopusfacts2 Goblin Jan 11 '23

do not take me as a conjurer of cheap tricks innit?

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u/TheHatterOfTheMadnes Elf Jan 11 '23

No man can kill me!

I’m no man, init…

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u/EagleEyeMalone Jan 11 '23

And my axe innit

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u/tonictuba Jan 11 '23

You shall not pass then

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u/cooper58727 Jan 11 '23

Not nearly frightened enough innit

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u/lickmnut Jan 11 '23

Looks like meat’s back on the menu innit

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u/CRL10 Jan 11 '23

"This the One Ring forged by Sauron innit then?"

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u/tuniltwat Jan 11 '23

Alright, Keep yourself secrets then

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u/IBlu2 Jan 11 '23

You’ve had second breakfast innit

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