r/lotrmemes Jan 17 '23

it do be like that Other

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336 Upvotes

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u/dundai Jan 18 '23

Non-trans guy with gynecomastia here, I know that feel, bro.

82

u/StarmanCarcoba Human Jan 18 '23

And then you transition into Gandalf the Titless, returned at the turn of the tide to aid the Free Peoples.

20

u/gandalf-bot Jan 18 '23

StarmanCarcoba! StarmanCarcoba! Your father's will has turned to madness. Do not throw away your life so rashly.

8

u/StarmanCarcoba Human Jan 18 '23

I must obey the word of the Stewards

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u/SoaringSkies14 Jan 18 '23

Gandalf the tities? Yes.. that is what they used to call me.

I am Gandalf the titless.

god I can't believe I wrote this.

39

u/gandalf-bot Jan 18 '23

Gandalf?... Yes. That was what they used to call me. Gandalf the Grey... That was my name. I am Gandalf the White. And I come back to you now at the turn of the tide. One stage of your journey is over. Another begins. We must travel to Edoras with all speed.

11

u/jeep_42 sauron's attorney Jan 18 '23

congrats on your top surgery gandalf!!

9

u/gandalf-bot Jan 18 '23

Hold out your hand jeep_42, it's quite cool.

5

u/jeep_42 sauron's attorney Jan 18 '23

ok 👍

4

u/moonythejedi394 Jan 19 '23

hands down best compliment

1

u/vibingweirdo Jan 31 '23

damn

and I meant that with reverence

13

u/Tor2illaTaco Sleepless Dead Jan 18 '23

Nah you’re a bro with moobs now

26

u/worldtraveler19 Jan 18 '23

Fat guys also have this issue, King.

44

u/Vir-Invisus Jan 18 '23

You one of the boys, I don’t care what your titties say. Get that top surgery if you want it, but it ain’t required.

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18

u/Thatsnotamore Jan 18 '23

breathe fresh air

6

u/Marsrover112 Jan 18 '23

You ain't one of the boys

10

u/Lokratnir Jan 18 '23

Nah, all guys are bros so that includes trans-guys, fuck off.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '23

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8

u/Lucimon Jan 18 '23

True. We have your fantasy where trans-men aren't men.

3

u/General_Radon Jan 18 '23

This made my god damn week oml. Having a shitty time with work so thanks for the laugh and new favorite meme

32

u/PurpleHerder Jan 18 '23

Took me a second but I’m slow and this is gold

2

u/tourist_fake Jan 18 '23

same. Nice meme lmao.

1

u/vibingweirdo Jan 31 '23

I'm probably not the first to make that joke

3

u/thundergun661 Jan 18 '23

I forgot I wasn’t in the trans sub for a second

3

u/vibingweirdo Jan 31 '23

was it a good second?

3

u/Frozen_Watch Jan 19 '23

Maybe not. One of my friends is trans ftm with big boobs and they haven't had any surgery yet, and when I met them, I couldn't tell if they were a twink or a butch woman. So, with a bit of work, you can at least be androgynous. Start T and you could prolly go full masc.

3

u/Prostate_Punisher Jan 20 '23

Nah bro, you got moobs.

So do I! I'm just not a trans male.

10

u/npri0r Jan 18 '23

Been a while since I saw a decent trans meme (tho I don’t go out of my way to find them).

It’s refreshing to see a good one. And this one is masterfully crafted.

15

u/[deleted] Jan 18 '23

Balrog’s head kind of reminds me of a uterus and fallopian tubes….

20

u/Germanicus13 Jan 18 '23

Responsible for Gandalf’s “rebirth”…my god, what have you done?

9

u/gandalf-bot Jan 18 '23

The world is not in your books and maps. It is out there.

8

u/Germanicus13 Jan 18 '23

I wish none of this had happened…

1

u/vibingweirdo Jan 31 '23

noooo, now I can't unsee it!

19

u/jcw-draws Jan 18 '23

Feel this! Sorry about the jerks in these comments though. This made me chuckle because it's relatable to me though :)

8

u/A-A-RonaldMcDonald Jan 18 '23

Nice tits, bro 👊

8

u/jcw-draws Jan 18 '23

Thanks bruh, they rockin'

4

u/Jacob030816 Jan 18 '23

That's what the swords for smh

2

u/Kord642 Jan 31 '23

Why can’t we just take the tits off of the trans guys and put them on the trans women? It seems like a simple solution to two problems.

5

u/Cognitive_Spoon Jan 18 '23

In the darkness bind them!

2

u/vibingweirdo Jan 31 '23

genius response

5

u/helheimhen Jan 18 '23

I love this 😂

5

u/helheimhen Jan 18 '23

Being downvoted for liking a trans meme. We’ve reached peak transphobia.

11

u/Vyperus_Moore Jan 17 '23

What does “trans guy” mean? What you got in your pants?

33

u/Rawesome16 Hobbit Jan 17 '23

Trans guy = born a lady

Trans woman = born a gentleman

33

u/HellaFishticks Jan 18 '23

Pretty sure most of us are born as babies

3

u/Upbeat_Estimate1501 Jan 19 '23

Eh apparently I was born with the temperament of an old person so *shrugs*

4

u/jeep_42 sauron's attorney Jan 18 '23

also there are nonbinary people, who are born as either a lady, a gentleman, or something else entirely (intersex people) and are neither a lady nor a gentleman

3

u/Rawesome16 Hobbit Jan 18 '23

While true, it's such a small percentage that it becomes similar to saying : people have 10 fingers and toes. Yes, some are born with 6 fingers on each hand (just saw a post the other day showing a family with 12 fingers) but so few of us are born that way that we stock to the typical

2

u/jeep_42 sauron's attorney Jan 18 '23

fair enough!

7

u/Vyperus_Moore Jan 17 '23

But like you already had a sex change? Otherwise I don’t know how people like that can be called

37

u/Rawesome16 Hobbit Jan 17 '23

Not necessarily. They could be transitioning still. Some never change what's in their pants I've heard.

That's just what I've gathered from asking people online. Sometimes I'm downvoted into oblivion. Other times my questions are actually answered

14

u/Amphibutter Jan 18 '23

A great deal of trans people never change what’s in their pants. Source: I’m a Trans with original bits. It’s just not for everyone

4

u/Vyperus_Moore Jan 17 '23

And you’d be like a straight guy, but looking like a girl then

32

u/Rawesome16 Hobbit Jan 17 '23

Yes, so OP here would look like a guy, but their boobs are still present which keeps them from "passing" as a male

22

u/Vyperus_Moore Jan 17 '23

Now I get it, thanks man

13

u/Rawesome16 Hobbit Jan 17 '23

Happy to help!

7

u/LordCaptain Jan 18 '23

That interaction went a lot better than most of them I see.

Too many people are quick to judge people who don't understand it as being biggoted against it and go on the offensive.

Nice to see people around here just actually responding to the guys questions and him actually learning about it.

I did then make the mistake of going down to the downvoted comments. It's much nicer up here.

4

u/noryp5 Jan 18 '23

I too now get it.

7

u/PomegranateCorn Jan 18 '23

Doesn’t have to be straight! Can also be gay/bi/pan/etc. But otherwise yes, at least wrt the chest you’re right (since we don’t know if OP has started transitioning and how long he has been transitioning for)

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u/aerospikesRcoolBut Jan 18 '23

Best advice is: I just call people what they wanna be called. Because it literally does not matter at all to me but can matter a lot to them. Some trans ppl don’t care as much but to others it can mean a lot. So who cares if it’s just changing a pronoun.

3

u/TheBlueWizardo Jan 18 '23

Cis guys with mantitties:

2

u/Faorle Jan 18 '23

LMAO, man, that's why binders 4 life.

5

u/PomegranateCorn Jan 18 '23

I’m non-binary and feel this in my (hip)bones :( nothing that can be done about downsizing these 😅

1

u/DakkaLova Jan 18 '23

maybe im old but i dont understand this :)

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u/Kingshabaz Jan 18 '23

A trans male is a person who was born with the female anatomical parts but is transitioning or has transitioned to a man. The tits have not transitioned, thus preventing this person from "passing" as a male.

3

u/DakkaLova Jan 18 '23

so a woman becone a man but keep his/her tits...hmm

3

u/Kingshabaz Jan 18 '23

This usually happens because their transition isn't complete yet.

3

u/one_odd_pancake Jan 18 '23

Yeah, you don't come out and your body magically changes to your desired one. It's a process and it takes years until one's transition is complete. Some people also decide for themselves that they don't need certain medical treatment or they're not in the right place to get this treatment. A trans man might still have tits because he hasn't started his medical transition, he can't get top surgery right now (money or time), he doesn't have a huge problem with his tits

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1

u/Barfmeister Jan 18 '23

No one cares. Stop making everything about you

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u/KingScar666 Jan 18 '23

The real question is…. Are you gonna let the boys clap your cheeks because all straight men do this on game nights.

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u/EastTyne1191 Hobbit Jan 18 '23

You're supposed to pass right on by and realize this content was not meant for you, and thus did not require your input.

1

u/LordCaptain Jan 18 '23

Hate less. You'll be happier.

-4

u/rhunn98 Jan 18 '23

And yet they will never affect your life 🥳

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u/Kingshabaz Jan 18 '23

So you're the reason Marvel has been writing the X-men comics about extreme prejudices for 60 years. Hey, at least you keep those comic creators employed I guess.