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u/StarmanCarcoba Human Jan 18 '23
And then you transition into Gandalf the Titless, returned at the turn of the tide to aid the Free Peoples.
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u/gandalf-bot Jan 18 '23
StarmanCarcoba! StarmanCarcoba! Your father's will has turned to madness. Do not throw away your life so rashly.
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u/SoaringSkies14 Jan 18 '23
Gandalf the tities? Yes.. that is what they used to call me.
I am Gandalf the titless.
god I can't believe I wrote this.
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u/gandalf-bot Jan 18 '23
Gandalf?... Yes. That was what they used to call me. Gandalf the Grey... That was my name. I am Gandalf the White. And I come back to you now at the turn of the tide. One stage of your journey is over. Another begins. We must travel to Edoras with all speed.
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u/jeep_42 sauron's attorney Jan 18 '23
congrats on your top surgery gandalf!!
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u/Vir-Invisus Jan 18 '23
You one of the boys, I donât care what your titties say. Get that top surgery if you want it, but it ainât required.
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u/Lokratnir Jan 18 '23
Nah, all guys are bros so that includes trans-guys, fuck off.
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u/General_Radon Jan 18 '23
This made my god damn week oml. Having a shitty time with work so thanks for the laugh and new favorite meme
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u/PurpleHerder Jan 18 '23
Took me a second but Iâm slow and this is gold
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u/Frozen_Watch Jan 19 '23
Maybe not. One of my friends is trans ftm with big boobs and they haven't had any surgery yet, and when I met them, I couldn't tell if they were a twink or a butch woman. So, with a bit of work, you can at least be androgynous. Start T and you could prolly go full masc.
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u/npri0r Jan 18 '23
Been a while since I saw a decent trans meme (tho I donât go out of my way to find them).
Itâs refreshing to see a good one. And this one is masterfully crafted.
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Balrogâs head kind of reminds me of a uterus and fallopian tubesâŠ.
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u/Germanicus13 Jan 18 '23
Responsible for Gandalfâs ârebirthââŠmy god, what have you done?
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u/jcw-draws Jan 18 '23
Feel this! Sorry about the jerks in these comments though. This made me chuckle because it's relatable to me though :)
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u/Kord642 Jan 31 '23
Why canât we just take the tits off of the trans guys and put them on the trans women? It seems like a simple solution to two problems.
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u/Vyperus_Moore Jan 17 '23
What does âtrans guyâ mean? What you got in your pants?
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u/Rawesome16 Hobbit Jan 17 '23
Trans guy = born a lady
Trans woman = born a gentleman
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u/HellaFishticks Jan 18 '23
Pretty sure most of us are born as babies
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u/Upbeat_Estimate1501 Jan 19 '23
Eh apparently I was born with the temperament of an old person so *shrugs*
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u/jeep_42 sauron's attorney Jan 18 '23
also there are nonbinary people, who are born as either a lady, a gentleman, or something else entirely (intersex people) and are neither a lady nor a gentleman
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u/Rawesome16 Hobbit Jan 18 '23
While true, it's such a small percentage that it becomes similar to saying : people have 10 fingers and toes. Yes, some are born with 6 fingers on each hand (just saw a post the other day showing a family with 12 fingers) but so few of us are born that way that we stock to the typical
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u/Vyperus_Moore Jan 17 '23
But like you already had a sex change? Otherwise I donât know how people like that can be called
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u/Rawesome16 Hobbit Jan 17 '23
Not necessarily. They could be transitioning still. Some never change what's in their pants I've heard.
That's just what I've gathered from asking people online. Sometimes I'm downvoted into oblivion. Other times my questions are actually answered
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u/Amphibutter Jan 18 '23
A great deal of trans people never change whatâs in their pants. Source: Iâm a Trans with original bits. Itâs just not for everyone
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u/Vyperus_Moore Jan 17 '23
And youâd be like a straight guy, but looking like a girl then
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u/Rawesome16 Hobbit Jan 17 '23
Yes, so OP here would look like a guy, but their boobs are still present which keeps them from "passing" as a male
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u/Vyperus_Moore Jan 17 '23
Now I get it, thanks man
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u/Rawesome16 Hobbit Jan 17 '23
Happy to help!
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u/LordCaptain Jan 18 '23
That interaction went a lot better than most of them I see.
Too many people are quick to judge people who don't understand it as being biggoted against it and go on the offensive.
Nice to see people around here just actually responding to the guys questions and him actually learning about it.
I did then make the mistake of going down to the downvoted comments. It's much nicer up here.
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u/PomegranateCorn Jan 18 '23
Doesnât have to be straight! Can also be gay/bi/pan/etc. But otherwise yes, at least wrt the chest youâre right (since we donât know if OP has started transitioning and how long he has been transitioning for)
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u/aerospikesRcoolBut Jan 18 '23
Best advice is: I just call people what they wanna be called. Because it literally does not matter at all to me but can matter a lot to them. Some trans ppl donât care as much but to others it can mean a lot. So who cares if itâs just changing a pronoun.
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u/PomegranateCorn Jan 18 '23
Iâm non-binary and feel this in my (hip)bones :( nothing that can be done about downsizing these đ
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u/DakkaLova Jan 18 '23
maybe im old but i dont understand this :)
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u/Kingshabaz Jan 18 '23
A trans male is a person who was born with the female anatomical parts but is transitioning or has transitioned to a man. The tits have not transitioned, thus preventing this person from "passing" as a male.
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u/DakkaLova Jan 18 '23
so a woman becone a man but keep his/her tits...hmm
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u/one_odd_pancake Jan 18 '23
Yeah, you don't come out and your body magically changes to your desired one. It's a process and it takes years until one's transition is complete. Some people also decide for themselves that they don't need certain medical treatment or they're not in the right place to get this treatment. A trans man might still have tits because he hasn't started his medical transition, he can't get top surgery right now (money or time), he doesn't have a huge problem with his tits
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u/KingScar666 Jan 18 '23
The real question isâŠ. Are you gonna let the boys clap your cheeks because all straight men do this on game nights.
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u/EastTyne1191 Hobbit Jan 18 '23
You're supposed to pass right on by and realize this content was not meant for you, and thus did not require your input.
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u/Kingshabaz Jan 18 '23
So you're the reason Marvel has been writing the X-men comics about extreme prejudices for 60 years. Hey, at least you keep those comic creators employed I guess.
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u/dundai Jan 18 '23
Non-trans guy with gynecomastia here, I know that feel, bro.