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u/USSChucklefucker Jan 18 '23
I made my fiancée cry because I didn't remember the date.
I wrote that bitch down until I memorized the date
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u/nonroker Jan 18 '23
If you struggle to remember dates, telling yourself a story about the date helps. It can be a stupid senseless story. I haven't forgotten a birthday of anyone close to me since I started doing it. Give me a date and I'll tell you a story.
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u/BADman2169420 Hobbit Jan 18 '23
Or just update the calander on your phone
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u/nonroker Jan 18 '23
That is crazy talk.
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u/BADman2169420 Hobbit Jan 18 '23
Everyone would look inside your notes to find a password.
No one would think to look in your calendar.
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u/Gman-343 Jan 18 '23
June 22
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u/nonroker Jan 19 '23
The story doesn't have to make sense for it to work
The story: A year has 12 months. Half of that is 6. 6 times 2 is 12. 6.22
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u/Redheadedwriter1 Hobbit Jan 19 '23
April 14th
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u/nonroker Jan 19 '23
That is my ex-wife's birthday. So thanks for that.
The story I had for remembering her birthday is stupid. Like all the stories. It just needs to make internal sense. The story: "My ex's birthday is one month after my brothers, and half the amount of days." This story actually serves to keep both dates memorized. It doesn't make sense. But it works.
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u/niv_goat Jan 18 '23
I forget my own birthday
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u/asianabsinthe Jan 18 '23
Mine changed it because she was cheating on me
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u/BusinessLibrarian515 Jan 18 '23
Life gets better after enough time passes and you prioritize yourself. Live a hobbit life and enjoy the peace
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u/MapleTebras Jan 18 '23
Dudes, come on. Download a birthday app, so that your wife think you remember all the dates.
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u/Jypahttii Jan 18 '23
My girlfriend's code is the date she officially asked me to be her bf. Cant remember the month, just know it was Friday 13th
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u/Stock_Examination_73 Jan 19 '23
It is ten o'clock in the morning, on October the 24th, if you want to know.
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u/Desperate_Address780 Jan 18 '23
I have no memory of this date