r/lotrmemes • u/jowala69 • Jan 19 '23

out of curiosity, how many bots does this sub has? Other

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u/Electronic_Tax9312 Jan 19 '23

“Six thousand bots. Less than half of what I'd hoped for.”

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u/Competitive_Fix_8440 Jan 19 '23

More will come.

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u/freedom_of_the_hills Jan 20 '23

Where are the bots from Snowbourn?

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '23

I ask you this, friends: “where were the bots when the westfold fell?”

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u/CerebrumAuxilium Jan 19 '23

14ish. The rest are people pretending to be bots.

We’ve come full circle

31

u/Triairius Jan 19 '23

Next, people will be taking AIs’ jobs.

I’m not fully sure if that is a joke.

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u/The_Order_66 Jan 19 '23

Tens of thousands

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u/ideal_observer Jan 19 '23

But my lord, there is no such force!

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u/GeneralKenobi842 Who are you that would stand against me, BOWMAN!?!?!?! Jan 19 '23

A new power is rising! Its victory is at hand! This night, the land will be stained with the blood of Rohan! March to Helm's Deep! Leave none alive! To war!!

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u/totoropoko Jan 19 '23

All right. Roll call.

Aragorn? Frodo? Sam? Bilbo? Legolas? Gimli? Sauron? Tom Bombadil? Isildur? Gollum? Theoden? Saruman? Mithrandir? Denethor?

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u/Bilbo_hraaaaah_bot Jan 19 '23

HRAAAAAH!

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u/interesting-mug Jan 20 '23

This HRAAAAAAH kills me

41

u/bilbo_bot Jan 19 '23

Old Toby, the finest weed in the Southfarthing.

40

u/sauron-bot Jan 19 '23

Before the mightiest he shall fall, before the mightiest wolf of all.

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u/Saruman_Bot Istari Jan 19 '23

"Methinks 'tis I! Yea, Saruman doth grace thy roll call. Greetings to all gathered here!"

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u/sauron-bot Jan 19 '23

So you have come back? Why have you neglected to report for so long?

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u/legolas_bot Jan 19 '23

That is one of the Mearas......unless my eyes are cheated by some spell.

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u/gandalf-bot Jan 19 '23

Saruman believes it is only great power that can hold evil in check, but that is not what I have found. I found it is the small things, everyday deeds of ordinary folk that keeps the darkness at bay. Simple acts of love and kindness.

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u/gollum_botses Jan 19 '23

What has it got in its nasty little pocketses?

13

u/frozen-chemical Jan 19 '23

Why didn’t Theoden and Tom bombadil show up?

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u/Imrahil_bot Jan 19 '23

Surely this is the greatest jest in all the history of Gondor

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u/WalenBlekitny999 Jan 19 '23

Faramir? Do we have Faramir yet?

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u/HighlyImprobable42 Jan 19 '23

Time to show his qualities

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u/mrpoopybuttthole_ Jan 19 '23

Praise from the praise-worthy is beyond all rewards

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u/Orodruin666 Jan 19 '23

Feanor? BOBBY B?

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u/FeanaroBot Jan 19 '23

Don't fear the eyes of the dark lord!

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u/bobby-b-bot Jan 19 '23

CAREFUL, NED! CAREFUL NOW!

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u/balxy Jan 19 '23

Don't forget Bobby B!

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u/bobby-b-bot Jan 19 '23

I SIT ON THE DAMN IRON SEAT WHEN I MUST. DOES THAT MEAN I DON'T HAVE THE SAME HUNGERS AS OTHER MEN?

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u/jesusscamper GANDALF Jan 19 '23

I believe Aragorn is a fake bot.

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u/totoropoko Jan 19 '23

Could be. I know a few bots that were here but now seem to be decommissioned (Tom, Frodo etc...)

Saruman is the one that scares me though.

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u/Saruman_Bot Istari Jan 19 '23

You have grown, Halfling. Yes, you have grown very much. You are wise, and cruel. you have robbed my revenge of sweetness, and now I must go hence in bitterness, in debt to your mercy. I hate it and you! Well, I go and I will trouble you no more. But do not expect me to wish you health and long life. You will have neither. But that is not my doing. I merely foretell.

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u/btarsucks Jan 20 '23

Don’t forget Bobby B

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u/bobby-b-bot Jan 20 '23

YOU LET THAT LITTLE GIRL DISARM YOU?

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u/Gman-343 Jan 19 '23

More will come.

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u/Organic_Lifeguard_37 Jan 19 '23

How long is your phone screen??

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u/Tyfyter2002 Jan 20 '23

There are apps that let you stich together multiple screenshots to get one image

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u/alpha98x Jan 19 '23

The age of men is over. The time of bots has come.

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u/4mdt21 Jan 20 '23

Underrated comment!

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u/totoropoko Jan 19 '23

I called them all at one point with one comment. It was glorious.

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u/Gman-343 Jan 19 '23

Do it again.

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u/totoropoko Jan 19 '23

Flexes fingers... check my top level comment.

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u/dat3than Jan 19 '23

How do you do that?

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u/interesting-mug Jan 20 '23

I had to stifle my guffaws because it’s inappropriately late here when I read the fallout to your comment. It honestly made my night.

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u/TheHomebrewerDM Jan 19 '23

Come, ye unfaithful! Where were the bots when the Westfold fell? I summon thee, Grond, Smeagol, Bilbo, Sauron, Sauruman, Legolas, Gandalf! For Gondor!

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u/legolas_bot Jan 19 '23

The stars are veiled, something stirs in the east. A sleepless malice. The eye of the enemy is moving.

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u/gandalf-bot Jan 19 '23

Back to the gate! Hurry!

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u/bilbo_bot Jan 19 '23

Not Gandalf, the wandering wizard, who made such excellent fireworks! Old Took used to have them on Mid-Summer's Eve!

2

u/gandalf-bot Jan 19 '23

Meriadoc Brandybuck and Peregrin Took! I might have known!

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u/Troub313 Jan 19 '23

No, that was Bilbo

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u/bilbo_bot Jan 19 '23

Ancient enemy. That's why he's chasing us?

2

u/gollum_botses Jan 19 '23

It's the only way. Go in, or go back.

2

u/Imrahil_bot Jan 19 '23

Surely this is the greatest jest in all the history of Gondor

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u/Lerrix04 Jan 19 '23

200.000 units are ready, with a million more well on the way

3

u/blackbeltmessiah Jan 19 '23

By foul craft Saruman has crossed bot with troll men

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u/Saruman_Bot Istari Jan 19 '23

It will begin in Rohan. Too long have these peasants stood against you…but no more. Rohan, my lord, is ready to fall.

2

u/char-0311 Jan 19 '23

All of them

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u/seefith Jan 19 '23

Hey, I'm famous.

2

u/ChildOfGod11213 Jan 19 '23

Shouldn’t Sméagol get his own bot

2

u/gollum_botses Jan 19 '23

Patience, patience, my love. First we must lead them to her.

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u/Constant-Sign-5569 Jan 19 '23

Yo bitch, why you ghosting me?

1

u/hbi2k Jan 19 '23

Have, not has.

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u/One-King4767 Jan 19 '23

I didn't know about the Sauron bot, tbh

3

u/sauron-bot Jan 19 '23

Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulûk, agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.

1

u/mickestenen Jan 19 '23

Not enough, MORE!

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u/hero_brine1 Jan 19 '23

I just saw that post

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u/Sufficient_Score_824 Jan 19 '23

Eight, if we include Tom Bombadil bot

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u/Thembones89 Ringwraith Jan 20 '23

Beep boop