r/lotrmemes
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u/AlfalfaBorn8535
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AmA anything about the lotr/hobbit books and movies and then edit your question to make my answer look stupid. Other
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u/dandypants8717 Ent Dec 08 '22
Who did Aragorn eventually marry and have children with?
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u/Bilbo_hraaaaah_bot Dec 08 '22
HRAAAAAH!
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u/DrBeetlejuiceMcRib Dec 07 '22 edited Dec 07 '22
What scene turns you on every time you watch it?
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u/AlfalfaBorn8535 Dec 07 '22
Denethor and that fucking tomato!
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u/Kool_McKool Dec 08 '22
I love how this technically still applies.
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u/JasonIsBaad Dec 08 '22
But how?
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u/FarkinRoboDer Dec 08 '22 edited Dec 08 '22
What did you pee in when no toilet was available
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u/sabcadab Human Dec 08 '22 edited Dec 08 '22
How do you like your dildos?
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u/AlfalfaBorn8535 Dec 08 '22 •
Well, brown-ish and big enough to destroy a gate
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u/SharpFarmAnimal Dec 08 '22
😳
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u/Fraun_Pollen Dec 08 '22
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Dec 08 '22 edited Dec 08 '22
What evil did the dwarves awake in the depths of Moria?
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u/lotsofscrollin Dec 07 '22 edited Dec 07 '22
What did Gimli have that made the rest of the fellowship feel inadequate?
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u/AlfalfaBorn8535 Dec 07 '22
A comically large pipe
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u/Smaug2770 Dec 08 '22 edited Dec 08 '22
Why didn’t Antman and the Fellowship go subatomic and use a fly to sneak the ring into Mordor and ultimately Mount Doom?
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u/AlfalfaBorn8535 Dec 08 '22 edited Dec 08 '22
Sauron would spot them on the fly!
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u/Happy_Lime_6426 Dec 08 '22
Which character would you most like to have oral sex with?
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u/AlfalfaBorn8535 Dec 08 '22
Smeagol aka Gollum
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u/VulfSki Dec 08 '22
Receive or giving.
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u/popanator3000 Dec 08 '22
both
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u/JasonIsBaad Dec 08 '22
Give it to us raw and wrrriggling
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u/GeneralQuack Dec 08 '22
I never understood the motto "dont stick your dick in crazy" gollum clearly has the best headgame
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Dec 08 '22
This question doesnt have the edited tag so did OP really answer with gollum? XD
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u/CrazyOlHoboJoe Dec 08 '22
If you edit within like a minute it doesn't show it so maybe OP responded really fast
Because he's really into Gollum and was excited...
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u/Parking_Mountain_691 Dec 07 '22 edited Dec 07 '22
Who is the kinkiest character and what is their favorite sex toy?
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u/AlfalfaBorn8535 Dec 07 '22
I'm very basic so I would say Aragorn. Because Narsil/Anduril not only looks fucking amazing but also represents hope and rebirth.
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u/Xaldror Dec 08 '22 edited Dec 08 '22
Who would you want to rule the modern world and why?
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u/AlfalfaBorn8535 Dec 08 '22
I guess Morgoth, for he is like a primordial evil or "evil itself"
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u/bot-of-grond Dec 08 '22
GROND
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u/Alquimista_13 Dec 08 '22
Huh?
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u/SubstantialAd4587 Dec 07 '22 edited Dec 08 '22
What was the name of the sword Aragon used?
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u/Sharedholdout Dec 07 '22
I really appreciate that you did not include the subtitles and we all said ‟I have no memory of this place” in Gandalf’s voice
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u/gandalf-bot Dec 07 '22
I've no memory of this place
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u/Big_Ole_Smoke Dec 08 '22
Thanks Gandalf
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u/gandalf-bot Dec 08 '22
My lord, there will be a time to grieve for Boromir but it is not now. War is coming. The enemy is on your doorstep. As steward, you are charged with the defence of this city. Where are Gondor's armies? You still have friends. You are not alone in this fight. Send word to Theoden of Rohan. Light the beacons.
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u/bot-of-grond Dec 08 '22
GROND
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u/Big_Ole_Smoke Dec 08 '22
Thank you, grond
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u/bot-of-grond Dec 08 '22
GROND
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u/CriticalRipz Dec 08 '22
Be gone from this land already, you low-effort repetitive childish bandwagon, you.
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Dec 07 '22 edited Dec 07 '22
What are the different races in middle Earth?
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u/Dark-Specter Aragorn Dec 08 '22 edited Dec 08 '22
What trivia tidbit do you know nothing about?
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u/KylewRutar Dec 08 '22 edited Dec 08 '22
What character would you most want to punch and why?
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u/AlfalfaBorn8535 Dec 08 '22
Gandalf, for his humor and knowledge.
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u/gandalf-bot Dec 08 '22
We cannot achieve victory by arms, but by arms we can give the Ring-bearer his only chance, frail though it be.
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u/ItIsAnOkayLife Dec 08 '22
Oh, Gandalf...
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u/gandalf-bot Dec 08 '22
ItIsAnOkayLife. I don't have any answers. I must see the head of my order. He is both wise and powerful. Trust me ItIsAnOkayLife, he'll know what to do. You'll have to leave the name of Baggins behind you. For that name is not safe outside The Shire. Travel by day and stay off the road
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u/Acewarren Dec 08 '22 edited Dec 08 '22
What do you think Gollum’s ejaculate looks like?
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u/AlfalfaBorn8535 Dec 08 '22 edited Dec 08 '22
Mythril!
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u/13maradkin Dec 08 '22
Oooooooo that’s what Sauron was doing when he was “torturing” gollum…interesting
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u/suzieq044 Dec 08 '22 edited Dec 08 '22
What’s your favorite thing about Arwen after her journey with breast cancer?
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u/PoseidonsCheeks Dec 08 '22 edited Dec 08 '22
What were you thinking about your wife when she was giving birth right in front of you?
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u/AlfalfaBorn8535 Dec 08 '22
Kind of disgusted but also felt sorry for the poor creature.
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u/Saladar19 Dec 08 '22 •
Actually heard someone say something siniliar to this about me after my crush rejected me.
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u/vazor__ third breakfast Dec 07 '22 edited Dec 08 '22
How has December been going now that you’ve gotten past no nut November?
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u/AlfalfaBorn8535 Dec 07 '22
"All you have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to you"
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u/Baseballdragon456_YT Dec 08 '22
Who is the main character of the series?
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u/AlfalfaBorn8535 Dec 08 '22
Sauron imo
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u/Baseballdragon456_YT Dec 08 '22
Well now idk what to do cause it was gonna be a joke abt sauron lmao
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u/Taelyn_The_Goldfish Dec 08 '22 edited Dec 08 '22
If you were Pippin & had a gun, what do you think you/he’d do with it?
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u/AlfalfaBorn8535 Dec 08 '22
Keep it in secret and, out of nowhere, pull a prank on people on my b-day.
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u/Tilendor Dec 08 '22 edited Dec 08 '22
Which creature most resembles your mom?
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u/ViktorTheCatOof Dec 08 '22 edited Dec 08 '22
If you could say anything to the Fellowship, what would it be?
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u/Keegan444 Dec 07 '22 edited Dec 07 '22
Was Sauron sexually attracted to the Ring?
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u/AlfalfaBorn8535 Dec 07 '22
In all honesty I think it's because not only Sauron but also the Nazgul were looking for the ring -- and they knew it was with halfling that went by the name Baggings. It would be pretty easy not only to spot them but also intercept them.
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u/hearthstoneflo Dec 07 '22 edited Dec 08 '22
Which is your favoutite bot of this subreddit?
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u/AlfalfaBorn8535 Dec 07 '22
GROND!
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Dec 07 '22
It wasn’t a war hammer, grond was a battering ram. It was named after morgoths warhammer, grond. 🐺🐏🔥⚒
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u/Spineberry Dec 07 '22
What does Gandalf like to blow during times of peace and quiet, such as the dwarven dinner party?
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u/gandalf-bot Dec 07 '22
Ooh! The long expected party! So how is the old rascal? I hear it’s got to be a party of special magnificence
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u/haonlineorders Dec 08 '22 edited Dec 08 '22
How should they have brought the Ring to Mt Doom?
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u/AlfalfaBorn8535 Dec 08 '22
Great eagles!
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u/haonlineorders Dec 08 '22
You got to know the sub, you can’t talk about using the Eagles to get to Mt Doom
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u/catinore Dec 07 '22
What adjective was often applied to the One Ring, most commonly by Gollum, but also by Isildur and Bilbo?
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u/weeb_with_gumdisease Dec 08 '22 edited Dec 08 '22
You get to say ONE WORD to ANY character of your choosing. What do you say to help the most or cause the most damage/chaos, and to whom?
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u/REVDR Dec 08 '22 edited Dec 08 '22
Which part of these films made you feel aroused?
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u/sir-morti Sleepless Dead Dec 08 '22
How old did Bilbo turn at the beginning of Fellowship?
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u/Bilbo_hraaaaah_bot Dec 08 '22
HRAAAAAH!
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u/oh_emeralds Dec 08 '22 edited Dec 08 '22
Who is the Lady of the Wood
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u/AlfalfaBorn8535 Dec 08 '22
Isengard, my dude.
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u/Saruman_Bot Istari Dec 08 '22
Smoke rises from the Mountain of Doom. The hour grows late, and AlfalfaBorn8535 rides to Isengard, seeking my counsel.
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u/0choCincoJr Tall Hobbit Dec 08 '22
How did Bilbo send the dwarves out of the elves' prison in Mirkwood?
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u/Tilendor Dec 08 '22
So Tolkien actually approached writing the books as if he were a historian collecting and translating stories from the past.
The hobbit names in the books and movies were the translated names. What were Frodo, Sam, Merry, and Pippin's actual names before they were translated?
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u/Icy-Inspection6428 Shelob Dec 08 '22 edited Dec 08 '22
What's your opinion on black people?
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u/AlfalfaBorn8535 Dec 08 '22
Urukhai
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u/Saruman_Bot Istari Dec 08 '22
They were elves once, taken by the dark powers, tortured and mutilated. A ruined and terrible form of life. Now… perfected.
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u/vicrally Dec 08 '22
How many orcs did Gimli kill at helms deep?
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u/Saruman_Bot Istari Dec 08 '22
Fie, foul creature! What business have thou prying into such matters? The tasks and dealings of my servants are mine own! Begone hence with thee before I smite thee down!
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u/seriouschris Dec 08 '22 edited Dec 08 '22
If you could have sex with any animal, which would it be?
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u/diligentSalmi10 Dec 07 '22
Man, I felt this way even after ‟only” 6 years.. Kudos to you! You got it!
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u/AlfalfaBorn8535 Dec 08 '22
Guys, I'm trying to answer all of questions! I didn't think this was going to go as well as it did, which is awesome. Thank you playing along with this "game".
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Dec 08 '22
No. These are trashy low effort posts you see from Facebook group pages. Post an actual meme next time.
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u/Suspicious_Grass_951 Dec 08 '22 edited Dec 13 '22
Who do you think Gimli is most likely to blow? 🤔
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u/Nanomaron Dec 08 '22 edited Dec 08 '22
What was Elronds secret lover and who was he kissing intimately?