r/nonononoyes • u/thelonelyasshole • Feb 06 '23
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Unexpectedly wholesome!
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u/happyharrell Feb 06 '23 edited Feb 06 '23 •
How is this wholesome?!? This is extremely nerve wracking for players/coaches/refs, and extremely stupid and unsafe. I personally never played beyond college, but even then, had anyone run onto the field and come near me, I was swinging. Running onto the field is illegal, unsafe, and stupid.
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u/1dkeating Feb 06 '23
with swinging i assume you mean punching them? that is a bit over the top
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u/happyharrell Feb 06 '23
You have no idea what that person is going to do, what their mental state is, what weapons they may have…ask Monica Seles about people jumping on the playing surface.
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u/1dkeating Feb 06 '23
you right
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u/No-Refrigerator954 Feb 06 '23
He's right but he's also an extreme Reddit bore.
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u/tonyhawkunderground3 Feb 06 '23
Hahaha Love refreshing takes like this
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u/lalalicious453- Feb 06 '23
Yeah but like dude played in college we should probably listen to him.
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u/RoyYourWorkingBoy Feb 06 '23 •
How much you wanna bet he can throw that football over them mountains?
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u/Incredulous_Toad Feb 07 '23
Coach woulda put me in fourth quarter, we would've been state champions.
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u/0pinions0pinions Feb 07 '23
The moderator says you have to leave. You're ruining our lives and eating up all the steak! (Just joking)
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u/indy_been_here Feb 06 '23
Being a Reddit bore is lauded here. If anyone took the relationship, safety, and general advice from Reddit they'd be a bubble boy curmudgeon in the corner house that keeps away from everyone (but they actually are the ones keeping away).
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u/Randosevich Feb 07 '23
All the while feeling smug and superior to everyone else.
"They're just jealous..." he thought, "Jealous of my Funko Pops."
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Feb 07 '23
Except in the event of a mass shooting or street fight when they become Tactical John Wick
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u/Significant_Pea_9726 Feb 07 '23
I mean, a player punching a fan on the field doesn’t sound very boring to me.
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u/TheRealSugarbat Feb 06 '23 edited Feb 07 '23 •
You’re right. But that didn’t prevent my smiling really big at the end of the clip.
ETA: Awww — thanks for the award :)
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u/TheLastSaiyanPrince Feb 06 '23
yea and he’s giggling like a kid the entire time… I get being sketched out but goodness, this guy was clearly there for that hug haha
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u/GroundStateGecko Feb 06 '23 edited Feb 06 '23
Weapons? Don't stadiums have security checkpoints, metal detectors, bag X-rays, etc?
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u/Atomicmooseofcheese Feb 06 '23
They also have security surrounding the field to prevent runners.
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u/kingvolcano Feb 06 '23
Highly trained security i might add
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u/AlarmingLocal5623 Feb 06 '23
Went on vacation as a child.
We stopped at a greyhound racing track.
On the way in, we saw a very elderly man as the security guard. My stepbrother leaned over and said,"Careful, security is really tight here!"
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u/DedOriginalCancer Feb 06 '23
did you just miss the video where the guy went right through several lines of security
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u/ClownsAteMyBaby Feb 06 '23
He's being purposefully facetious
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u/Legendary-Anarchist Feb 06 '23
Don't you know that people don't know what that means
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u/koviko Feb 06 '23
Firstly, weapons don't have to be metal. Nor do they need to be deadly to not want to be assaulted by one.
Secondly, I can't speak for all stadiums, but my local stadium does not do bag x-rays. They have someone open your bag and shuffle through it. Barely.
The checkpoints beyond the entrance are just to check your ticket to see if you are allowed on the level you're trying to enter. They don't serve a security purpose beyond that.
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u/GroundStateGecko Feb 06 '23
I'm a little surprised. In my country there are laws saying gathering places more than some number of people must have those safety measures.
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u/koviko Feb 06 '23
Yeah, the fact that there's anything at all is probably due to laws. But until they have a major incident, you can expect them to consider what they have to be "good enough."
I've seen lots of fights start in the stadium, but never seen or heard anyone get stabbed or shot, yet you go a few miles in any direction and you'll find dudes selling drugs.
Either people, like, respect the sanctity of football, or the fact that security is present at all means it's not worth the risk to bring a metal weapon when you already paid for a ticket. My guess is the latter. Money's a pretty good motivator.
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u/TheDrMonocle Feb 06 '23
Haha bro airports barely stop weapons getting through. You think a stadium would be better?
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u/Matte_Black132 Feb 06 '23 edited Feb 06 '23
I would like to add that I went to a concert a few months ago, literally no security checks were being done, I didn't go through a metal detector, no wand, no bag check, dump your pockets, nothing. And also note that this guy pulled something out of his pocket, who knows what that was? Probably just his phone and wanted a selfie, but could've been a taser or other weapon
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u/Cruisin134 Feb 06 '23
yea looked like he had a black square or something in his hand i thought it was a gun for a sec
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u/TheDillinger88 Feb 06 '23
Never heard about it until now, pretty nuts that that happened though. I’d be a bit iffy too if some fan broke through security and started running at me full speed. Shit I might run the other way lol.
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u/__Yakovlev__ Feb 06 '23
Just as he runs onto the field you can see him grab an object out of his pocket. It's pretty much impossible to make out what it is in the video, let alone if this guy was running at you in real life.
Would you like to take that risk with the amount of crazies walking around? I know I wouldn't.
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u/iVinc Feb 06 '23
thats normal US approach...if you steal, trespass or insult someone they will most probably be ok with you dying in return
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u/olderaccount Feb 06 '23
That is just internet tough guy talk for something he never experienced.
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u/0pinions0pinions Feb 07 '23
How so? I swing on any and everyone who approaches me unexpectedly. In the past year I've dropped 3 Amazon drivers, an old lady, and a guy who claimed I dropped my wallet. There was also an incident with a homeless person. You can never be too careful these days
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u/AlmightyBracket Feb 06 '23
Reminder that a fan walked directly to the stage and shot dimebag before anyone reacted.
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u/jessedegenerate Feb 06 '23
He meant the outcome, calm down
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u/DiscoBuiscuit Feb 06 '23
Is everyone in this thread 12, how hard is it to realise you don't want random people running onto the field. People have been stabbed, and you can't just let every kid interrupt games to hug people
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u/notgotapropername Feb 06 '23
Well I think that’s why they said “unexpectedly wholesome”: because yes, you don’t know what the person running towards you is planning. That’s exactly what made this case unexpectedly wholesome
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u/LuxNocte Feb 06 '23
How hard is it to realize that this is a video of an event that has already occurred? Although you're absolutely correct on policy, some kid got to hug his idol and everything worked out.
Nothing we say in this thread is going to change anyone's mind about doing this.
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u/SaftigMo Feb 06 '23
Why do some Americans think that everybody is trying to kill them?
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u/PunkRey Feb 06 '23
Have you been to America?
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u/SaftigMo Feb 06 '23
I've been to more dangerous places than America, and nobody there thinks that way.
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u/Rokurokubi83 Feb 07 '23 edited Feb 07 '23
In the words of Jim Jeffries “you think a lot of yourself if you think everyone is out to murder you and your family”.
Rest of the first world is just a bit more chill mate, fewer guns, fewer kids getting shot up in school, better mental health care, more banter and less aggression.
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u/PunkRey Feb 07 '23
Your first paragraph seems to dismiss my gallows-humor joke, but your second paragraph really seems to affirm it. :)
FWIW, I’ll bet when Jim Jefferies was attacked on-stage in Manchester, he was thankful he wasn’t in Texas.
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u/MasrurX Feb 06 '23
Are you an American cop by chance? Lol
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u/matdan12 Feb 07 '23
He was coming right at me! Fired 10 times into that car, a house and that pram.
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u/murfburffle Feb 06 '23
My uncle worked at a radio station, and they threw out every home baked item that listeners sent in.
99.9% it's a grandma that likes the show and wants to feel closer to it
00.1% it's made of dog poop.
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u/hungarianhc Feb 06 '23
Blah blah everything you're saying is true, but it's an internet video that ends in smiles and hugs... So lighten up, eh?
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u/Justagreewithme Feb 06 '23
Dude, you need to seek treatment or therapy. It is not normal to be so terrified of people.
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Feb 06 '23
HE COULD BE A TERRORIST EVERYONE HE COULD HAVE A BOMB YOU DON'T KNOW AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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u/pbroingu Feb 06 '23
It's not any random person. It's a spectator who just ran past security, has already shown thay they are stupid and selfish and is running at you with absolutely no context as to why.
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u/GGABueno Feb 06 '23
Fan runs at you with open arms and a big smile
Omg he might shank me
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u/jteprev Feb 06 '23
This is extremely nerve wracking for players/coaches/refs,
Most seem to find it pretty funny or endearing actually, you can see the reaction above but you also often see them sign autographs at the time etc.
Not that it's a good idea, it is dumb and disrupts the game.
had anyone run onto the field and come near me, I was swinging. Running onto the field is illegal, unsafe, and stupid.
Hitting them is illegal and stupid, you will be red carded for doing it too as for example here:
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/uk-player-gets-red-card-for-tackling-streaker/
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u/Independent-Table572 Feb 06 '23
My brother in christ did you watch the whole video? It ended in a hug
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u/Chariotwheel Feb 06 '23
Yeah, this showed that a dude with something dangerous could've run through security and hurt a player.
The player doesn't feel any safer now.
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u/monitorsareprison Feb 06 '23
I call this extremely cringe. a grown adult running up to some other man and hugging him. bro he plays football.
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u/Malkaraukar Feb 07 '23
A fan slipped and injured the backup goalkeeper for Liverpool in 2019. Not so wholesome when it happens to your team.
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u/SkulduggeryIsAfoot Feb 06 '23
Pfft, he starts blowing the player.
No one does anything, they just watch.
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u/N0bo_ Feb 06 '23
Banned from the stadium forever, but has a memory almost no one on earth can also claim; Worth it.
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u/DarkwingDuckHunt Feb 06 '23
And some phonecalls from his local Rugby team scouts for those jukes.
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u/tsh_scorcher Feb 07 '23
Unfortunately rugby is not popular in Brazil at all. We have some local teams and major clubs also have some divisions but nothing special.
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u/Brownie3245 Feb 06 '23
I’ve been banned from one stadium once, but they never took my name so idk how they’d enforce it. This was before facial recognition tech.
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u/Swordlord22 Feb 06 '23
You should try going there and report back if you’re still banned
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u/Brownie3245 Feb 06 '23
I have been there many times since.
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u/NickyFlippers Feb 07 '23 edited Feb 09 '23
It’s like a restraining order. You could still get within 100 yards of that person, but in the event you are caught, the punishment will just be worse. They’d probably get you for Criminal Trespassing or whatever the legal team wants to pursue for being cheeky. (depending on country and advances in legal protections)
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u/Galaedrid Feb 07 '23
I've heard they don't really expect you to stay away, but its more so that if you screw up again they can press charges and say you were trespassing.
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u/N0bo_ Feb 06 '23
I’ve heard they just hire a guy named randy with a photographic memory. Now with that new damfangled facial recognition tech he’s out of the job
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u/diarrheainthehottub Feb 06 '23
Was just talking the other day about that Asian dude who had a moment with MJ on a bucket crane.
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u/Gordondel Feb 07 '23
In England it's not as fun as it sounds, you need to spend your time sitting at the police office every time there's a match. It's absurd (but sometimes deserved).
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u/_Lane_ Feb 06 '23
Why did the video stop with the foreplay? We were just about to get some decent action going there as he sank to his knees!
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u/SumPpl Feb 06 '23
So no head?
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u/time_fo_that Feb 06 '23
smashes skateboard
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u/likeasirjohn Feb 06 '23
That funny walk strut past the last guy was so good.
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u/slackinoff1234 Feb 07 '23
I agree, he was high stepping to break the foot snags and it was beautiful.
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u/IBeSteadyLurkin Feb 06 '23
The first capoeira juke is so good. Should never work but still-- gottem
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u/Jimmeh1313 Feb 06 '23
Thought he was about to bust out some Eddie Gordo moves there.
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u/whats_his_face Feb 06 '23
Brasil!
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u/Cobalt32 Feb 06 '23
That episode broke my brain. It's been years and years and yet still whenever I hear something is from Brazil immediately I also hear BRAZIL in my head.
Thankfully I'm able to resist the urge to actually shout it out loud.
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u/Cobalt32 Feb 07 '23
For me at least it was Season 1 Episode 4 of Bob's Burgers "Sexy Dance Fighting".
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u/RedditIsDogshit1 Feb 06 '23
That ridiculous juke has no businesses actually working lmao
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u/iamamonsterprobably Feb 06 '23
Right? I don't understand how that works.
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u/KarmaticEvolution Feb 06 '23
Surprise motherfucker.
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u/iamamonsterprobably Feb 06 '23
I’ve watched it like a dozen times and it almost looks like it wasn’t even on purpose.
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u/robeph Feb 06 '23
I thought he was trying to slide past but the grass had more friction than be expected.
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u/Swordlord22 Feb 06 '23
Those guards absolutely deserve to be fired
Absolutely should’ve tackled the dude but played chicken instead
Wholesome but those guards suck ass lol
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u/Lukaroast Feb 06 '23
Eh, as security you’re expected to deal with sudden situations where things could pop off all the time, and if you EVER once overreact there goes your job. Underreacting, not usually considered as big of a deal
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u/Natganistan Feb 06 '23
Main characters think things are given. This guy fought for that hug. Not the same thing
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u/AppaJuicee Feb 06 '23
Never undersrood why the security around a field isn't just a bunch of track stars lol. So many videos of slow ass guys that can't run, when really it's all you need to do
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u/iameatingoatmeal Feb 06 '23
You have to be able to stop people too. No 145 lbs (60kilo) marathon runner is stopping from running through them.
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u/AppaJuicee Feb 06 '23
That's why there's a team? Lol they are not by themselves, plus all you gotta do is trip them. They don't need to play defensive end to stop a runner.
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u/traz64 Feb 06 '23
Because it's a minimum (or close to it) wage part time gig. The stadium will take whoever they can get to show up sober reliably.
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u/droppedmybrain Feb 07 '23
Security guard here; the bar is actually just having a pulse.
(And I'm only half-joking- had a coworker who was a functioning alcoholic. She was fired, not for showing up drunk, but for leaving post (one of the two big no-nos) to go get alcohol because she started experiencing withdrawals.)
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u/Standard-Assist-5793 Feb 06 '23
If anyone wants the original footage the commentary is from, you'll be treated to one of the greatest goals of all time.
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Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobble gasp Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobble
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u/hlorghlorgh Feb 07 '23
And amazingly similar to a goal from Maradona, the other Argentine god in the pantheon of soccer:
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u/currybeef Feb 06 '23
That breakdancing move at the start is what sprung him. They had no response for that shit.
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u/boverly721 Feb 07 '23
It caused an aoe stun and movement reduction. They had no defense ready for such a move
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u/iwontletthemdeifyyou Feb 06 '23
The picture is worth a thousand words :))
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Feb 06 '23
The kid he has 15 years from now:
"aww dad is this a picture of when you got to meet your favorite player?"
Dad: "I ended the lives of four grown men right before this was taken"
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u/Baroni97 Feb 06 '23
Kinda unrelated, but what does "Ankara Messi" mean?
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u/paulinschen Feb 06 '23
"Encara Messi", as the other comment says, it means "still Messi" (as in he still has the ball) in Catalan
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u/RamonFrunkis Feb 07 '23
Ankara is the capital of Turkey, it is currently a bit messy because of the earthquake. Ankara messy.
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u/NbdySpcl_00 Feb 06 '23
Do the security uniforms change from green to yellow tho? definitely looks like the same runner from both camera angles but the chaser looks very different on the second camera. Odd.
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u/thats4thebirds Feb 06 '23
Some day someone’s gonna get fuckin stabbed or something instead of fawned over.
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u/Interesting-Gift-185 Feb 06 '23
This ain’t the US
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u/Reapper97 Feb 07 '23
It's Brazil and players have been stabbed/hit by random fans jumping into the pitch everwhere in the world.
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u/IlIlIlIlIllIlIll Feb 06 '23
They were lucky the fan had mostly good intentions and didn’t want to stab the player or something.
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u/imagigine Feb 06 '23
ARRASCA'S REACTION THOOOOOOOOOOOO Y'ALL PEOPLE SAYING DUDE IS DISRUPTING THE MATCH JUST IGNORED THAT PART
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u/One_Memory458 Feb 06 '23
I've seen this clip so many times and I only have one question...
Who is that and why did they run onto the field?
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u/RL_KeTuT Feb 06 '23
People in this comment section clearly dont know how Brazilian soccer is, people just kill each other in the bleachers, when someone gets on the field its always wholesome or funny
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u/Koovies Feb 06 '23
It was like doing the first part of a small break dance and everyone falls over. Reminds me of steven seagul vs stuntmen
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u/Chennsta Feb 06 '23
What's the song? It's probably some famous tiktok remix but I kinda like it
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