r/technology Feb 07 '23

Human-rat brain hybrid shows a way to cure blindness Biotechnology

https://www.freethink.com/health/human-mini-brains
111 Upvotes

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u/lookingforthebook Feb 07 '23

Human-rat brain hybrid in February 5th for 2023 bingo? Anybody?

8

u/CreepingTurnip Feb 07 '23

Bleh right here upper right hand corner "Human-rat penis hybrid." So close.

5

u/the_zelectro Feb 07 '23

I feel like there's a mean joke here, but I can't think of a public figure that warrants it...

2

u/lookingforthebook Feb 07 '23

Don’t sweat it man it’s a long year ahead

2

u/needescape_throwaway Feb 07 '23

Yep, still waiting on my Elon Musk has thousands of tiny aliens controlling his body trying to navigate in humanity bingo.

12

u/kekubuk Feb 07 '23

I'm always up for Skaven.

9

u/ZhugeSimp Feb 07 '23

Squealer did nothing wrong

1

u/spamholderman Feb 07 '23

What a fucking trip that novel/show was

4

u/JOHNREDMAN_88 Feb 07 '23

I’m more worried about the Human-rat hybrid who now has 2020 vision.

3

u/RenegadeReddit Feb 07 '23

Somebody tell Mr. Beast.

3

u/jleonardbc Feb 07 '23

Rat-to-two-eye

3

u/Remarkable-Whole2600 Feb 08 '23

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh Noice

4

u/NoPossibility Feb 07 '23

Do you want Chuds? Cause that’s how you get Chuds.

2

u/upyoars Feb 07 '23

transplanting a hybrid brain into a real HUMAN? how dangerous and weird is that? theres so much we dont know about what else could happen as a result of that. maybe its perfectly fine and incredible even but it just feels so... eww

9

u/d0ctorzaius Feb 07 '23

Neurons are neurons, it's the overall circuitry that matters. Based on the article they're using human cell-based organoids to cure rat blindness, not the other way around. When this tech gets to human trials it'll be human organoids transplanted into human brains

4

u/BurningPenguin Feb 07 '23

transplanting a hybrid brain into a real HUMAN?

Would be an improvement for some people /s

1

u/nicuramar Feb 07 '23

transplanting a hybrid brain into a real HUMAN? how dangerous and weird is that?

Well, it’s completely impossible.

2

u/Spare-Difference-812 Feb 07 '23

What about death?

1

u/BobRobot77 Feb 07 '23

Lobster-human hybrid.

2

u/serrrenitynow Feb 07 '23

This is just big cheese trying to get us to buy more of their products.

1

u/oxymoronisanoxymoron Feb 07 '23

No thank you I've seen enough

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u/the_zelectro Feb 07 '23

Science has gone too far

3

u/locri Feb 07 '23

It's not a conscious being until it has the mind for it, a blank human brain doesn't have person hood because it's unlikely to view itself as a person or even view or perceive at all considering it hasn't learned to use those stimuli.

Don't freak out but... You are more than your body. You would be a completely different person if you were raised differently, with a different language, with different ideas and after this you will have different reactions. It then goes to follow, without any brain activity (ever) then this might not even be a person!

This synthetic brain has never really been turned "on" at least not in a way that allows it to perceive the wider world and therefore be imprinted by the wider world through perceiving it.

Anyway, just my take on the ethics of this.

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u/Willinton06 Feb 07 '23

I mean, if this can cure blindness I don’t give a shit about ethics, we’re not making chili out of African children here, this is not some genocidal razzle dazzle, it’s just a rat with extra steps

1

u/Platypuslord Feb 07 '23

All hail the human-rat brain overlord.

1

u/ggtsu_00 Feb 07 '23

Well the Ninja Turtles aren't going to train themselves...

1

u/Citizen_Kong Feb 07 '23

Anybody else getting The Secret of Nimh vibes from this?

1

u/Dreenar18 Feb 07 '23

Boy, some people really want Skaven to exist, don't they?

1

u/Remarkable-Whole2600 Feb 08 '23

It followed Mr.Beast?

1

u/Cryptoismygame Feb 08 '23

Human cloning is outlawed due to ethical reasons but human-rat mutations are legit..