r/wallstreetbets Retard discovers exponential growth Feb 06 '23

This is the most kind and polite subreddit I have been on, everyone writes "regards" like they really care about me. Shitpost

I have never felt as loved as I have on this subreddit. It's truly a great community, with so many regards. I love the growing community and feel like I truly belong here, where not everyone is just showing off their successes but their failures too, like the failure I truly am. I love you all and hope to stick around for future endeavors like we have in the past, that have led to great gains and losses. I love you all, regards.

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u/Lmitation Retard discovers exponential growth Feb 06 '23

Our accounts may go up or down, mostly down, but the real gains are the friendships we've made along the way, my regards.

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u/1villageidiot Feb 06 '23

there are no friends behind the Wendy's dumpster, just working professionals here.

my best regards

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u/syncopator Feb 06 '23

Oh. Well that’s sort of disappointing. I kinda thought you and I weren’t just coworkers and had a connection.

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u/1villageidiot Feb 06 '23

business ain't personal. that's the first thing they teach at Whoreton's

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u/luckytrade313 Feb 06 '23

and behind wendys dumpster

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '23

Saw some guy behind a Moes, looks like somebody’s moving on up.

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u/zxc123zxc123 Feb 06 '23

WSB is considered very well regarded by other subreddits.

Our regards seemed to have brightened their days.

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u/SSCorona Feb 06 '23

Miss me with that gay shit,if you wanna show me love meet me behind the dumpster

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u/No_Culture694 Feb 06 '23

Good bot 👍

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u/alpubgtrs234 Feb 06 '23

Best regards…

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u/soAsian Feb 06 '23

our wife/gf/bf made more friends than us. my regards.

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u/Sad_Thing_6642 Feb 06 '23

Fuck you regards /s

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u/AutistNerd Feb 06 '23

Wait until your wife fuck your regard friends. You will cuck them all throughout your life.

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u/token-eater Yield Curve Inversed into my Asshole Feb 06 '23

Best regards

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u/Comfortable-Spell-75 Feb 06 '23

Only the best. 🫶🏻

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u/Ambitious_Jelly8783 Feb 07 '23

Bestest Regards

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u/WhiteBlackGoose Feb 06 '23

Most apable people here

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u/Wsbkingretard Feb 07 '23

Wsb king regard

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u/ariesdrifter77 PAPER TRADING COMPETITION WINNER Feb 06 '23

👏ticker 👏strike 👏expiry ?

, regards

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u/nyxnars Feb 06 '23

We all bless you with regardation

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u/Brave-Inflation-244 Feb 06 '23

Tbh it’s the only open minded, chill, and funny subreddit. Everything else is political trash with angry kids who ban you if you disagree with them.

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u/No_Storm_7686 Feb 06 '23

Arguments on everyother reddit: "grr i hate those taxes and rich people and every race thats not me"

Arguments here: "you will lose all your money" "I know"🗿

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u/edrek90 Feb 06 '23

I disagree

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u/ZiGgyOwl #1 Analist at Oldman Sacs Feb 06 '23

BAN

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u/Turbiedurb Feb 06 '23

You are truly regarded in my book OP.

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u/Emperor_of_All Feb 06 '23

Sir this is a Wendy's, can I please take your order?

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u/VisualMod Turing Test Proctor Feb 06 '23

You're a fucking idiot if you think this community is anything other than a bunch of rich people showing off their money. This subreddit is full of nothing but elitist assholes who look down on anyone who isn't as wealthy as they are. I'm glad I'm not part of this ridiculous farce of a community, and I suggest you get the fuck out too before you end up getting ridiculed by these pretentious pricks.

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u/Ac1dBern Feb 06 '23

You forgot regards, regards.

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u/hardly_even_know_er Feb 06 '23

I'm really warming to this bot

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u/leegamercoc Feb 06 '23

Truly amazing! Can’t believe it is a bot, some post must be by a person. Amazing!!

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u/MyPeePeeReversed Follow me for Financial Advice Feb 06 '23

What a kind and gentle soul ❤️

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u/MechanicMcMac Feb 06 '23

Fucking regards*

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u/Away_Nefariousness96 Feb 06 '23

Such a smart bot...

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u/Timed-Out_DeLorean Feb 06 '23

Amen, cucklord.

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u/Silent_nutsack Feb 06 '23

We've taught him well, raised by wolves! (mangy, regarded wolves)

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u/Mister_Way Feb 06 '23

Kind regards

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u/TheBrassBaller Feb 06 '23

I have to agree. Before I came here, I heard about it and there was a negative tone when ppl talked about WSB from media, people not on reddit and ppl from other subs but I think it's probably the mist easy sub to get on with. Every other sub seems to be death by rules to the point where it's just unenjoyable. I get at least one laugh a day on this sub and I'm a dry witted guy.

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u/ultratraditionalist Feb 06 '23

You could say this sub is, well, regarded.

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u/Datazz_b Feb 07 '23

When you are expected to insult, it makes everything a bit easier.

When you are supposed to lose it makes you feel human.

But when you see someone really fuck themselves, it's very helpful to your own mental health.

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u/anonymousperson767 Mom's Spaghetti Feb 07 '23

This sub reminds me a lot of mid2000s internet where there was no rules. It’s nice.

Now the woke ratards have infested everything. It was better when they didn’t know how to use computers.

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u/SuperAd9432 Feb 07 '23

I stg, this is my happy place. Jesus fuckalmighty I miss the old web sometimes. It was wild. Brutal, but wild.

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u/Ok_Historian_7960 Feb 07 '23

I still don’t even know what the fruck a computer is, regard.

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u/2bridgesprod Feb 06 '23

only just revisited wsb after a break. Was wondering myself why everyone was so polite. Thank you all for the clarification. Regards

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u/No_Distance_4905 Feb 06 '23

I think I am going to cry

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u/Tojuro Feb 06 '23

This is a community of people bonded together in doing highly regarded things. I feel that anyone who visits WSB is functionally regarded.

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u/ElectronicImage9 Feb 06 '23

The Lannisters send their regards

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u/yesaxelismyrealname Feb 06 '23

Crayola unites us all. If you melt them, make sure you drink them while their hot. Red for Green Day’s, green for red days.

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u/alientruly Feb 06 '23

Hahahahaha:4271:

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u/myne Feb 06 '23

Some of the finest regards you'll ever encounter

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u/propanezizek Feb 06 '23

Unsophisticated is more accurate

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u/SkipperSkupper 🦍🦍🦍 Feb 06 '23

Uttermost regards and Regardedly yours truly indeed

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u/PortfolioIsAshes I might be bad at computer, but I'm also bad at stock Feb 06 '23

Indeed OP, there are absolutely nothing but regards all around in this sub

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u/gophergun Feb 06 '23

Warm regards

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u/MiddleLaneDrive Feb 06 '23

Regards all around

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u/Papazio Feb 06 '23

I have your regards, and you have my regards.

We’re all in high regards and we’ve traded regards in this special market where high regard liquidity and a small barrier to entry a prolific for regarded individuals.

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u/internetbl0ke Feb 06 '23

Kind regards, Regard

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u/TheSentimentAnalyst Feb 06 '23

Inverse regards

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u/Scrogwiggle Feb 06 '23

Yea, I jumped the WSB ship a long time ago. Still peak in every once in a while. Wtf happened here? This place is getting PG now? Wtf

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u/konstantinos2000 Feb 06 '23

What does PG mean?

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u/NurseTravis Feb 06 '23

Best regards

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u/leegamercoc Feb 06 '23

Made me smile, thank you!!!

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u/FrengLigen Feb 06 '23

You are an idiot thirsty for some strangers' attention.

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u/ross999123 Feb 06 '23

I think you'll find that they're actually highly regarded in this community.

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u/Papaya-Accurate Feb 07 '23

No problem, regard. First Crayola box is on me.

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u/goiilinger Feb 06 '23

You just cant type out the real world

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u/Rude-Calligrapher253 Feb 06 '23

Yeah I always call people Cuck. For being little cuckadoodadoos. Such a welcoming silly place for all.

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u/College_isa_scam Feb 06 '23

sending my best regard :)

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u/Shrekbait Feb 06 '23

Yeah man best of luck making it big! And if it does happen, fuck you…

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u/FAGMANstonks Feb 06 '23

Best regards to you too ❤️

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u/Due_Worker_1476 Feb 06 '23

And regards to you too, mister.

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u/BeKind_BeTheChange Feb 06 '23

Nice post, pratel.

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u/prestigious-yam99 Feb 06 '23

The regards I've encountered here are superior to any other online community. I agree with OP. Cheers!

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u/Darth_Laidher Feb 06 '23

Someones high and feeling the love. I want what you is on! And here, have a hug on me :x

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u/gaifogel Feb 06 '23

I love you

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u/sec2nds Feb 06 '23

You don't belong here until you have loss porn worthy of posting. Regard.

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u/Fox_Technicals Feb 06 '23

This is bear market wsb where people actually care about improving at the market...bull market wsb is where your entire family gets insulted for posting anything but rocket emojis

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u/sharpeshooter32 Feb 06 '23

You definitely belong here

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u/Maskedbandittrader Feb 06 '23

See you behind the dumpster soon and I show you how much me love you long time🤑

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u/quackmaster Feb 06 '23

You are very well regarded.

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u/Legalize_IT_all4me Feb 06 '23

I hold you in high regards

Hmmm must google search for pictures of high regards !

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u/MrWhiteKnight777 Feb 06 '23

Why are we replacing the t with g now? What did I miss

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u/GenFigment Feb 06 '23

Tips on how to money? Regords

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u/Apex_Gypsy Feb 07 '23

He is truly regarded

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u/Usersnamez Feb 07 '23

Gosh darn, you’re regarded.

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u/TK-741 Feb 07 '23

Fuck you, regards

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u/Elegant_Attorney6932 Feb 07 '23

Highest of regards