r/wallstreetbets • u/double-chief • Feb 06 '23 • Gold 1

Live view of $AAPL $AMZN & $GOOGL reporting earnings Meme

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u/downboat Feb 06 '23

Markets: Close enough :29093:

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u/Wedgtable Feb 06 '23

Markets: bullish!

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u/Brikandbones Feb 06 '23

WSB: We'll get it on the rebound!

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u/hardcore_softie jerks off to pics of cathy woods Feb 06 '23

BUY THE BRICK

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u/Tidder_Nick Feb 06 '23

Markets: looks like Curry

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u/dreamtim Feb 06 '23

Right direction

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '23

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u/smmcgrad 505C - 1S - 2 years - 0/0 Feb 06 '23

For now...

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u/loldraftingaid Feb 06 '23

The exasperated sigh and cheeze-it shirt really makes this meme pop.

A solid 8.5/10, would compare to missed earnings again.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '23

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u/volatile_ant Feb 06 '23

It was the dialogue that got me.

Someone off-camera: "Rob.......... You're ready."
Rob: "Yeah"

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u/ultratraditionalist Feb 06 '23

The Kareem goggles as well 😂😂

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u/Thunder_Burt Feb 06 '23

This ones going in the kek bank

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u/Squishy-Pickle Feb 06 '23

Lol Spice Adams is the best.

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u/DYTTIGAF Feb 06 '23 edited Feb 06 '23

He's a playa. I like how he flexes (after missing all those shots).

Technology sector cannot flex anymore for Wall Street. Layoffs, share buybacks, CEOS not taking pay, etc. Smoke and mirrors plus flexes will only get you so far.

Big corporations with big payrolls need big growth numbers. Simple.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '23

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u/DYTTIGAF Feb 06 '23

You missed the point. It's called "flexing". Just like the shooter. Of course these CEO's are getting paid; however, you fail to grasp this truth: Why would they need to mask this piety in the first place?

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '23

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u/Spcynugg45 Feb 06 '23

Tim Cook took a pay cut at Apple, that's the only one I've seen

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u/chetoman1 I simp for Chinese stocks Feb 06 '23

Lol I only read half the title like a true fuckin autist and half expected a Meta moment where he sinks one.

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u/BourboneAFCV Feb 06 '23

it's not about money it's about sending a message

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u/mrbiscuits24 call me sally Feb 06 '23

Cathie predicts he’ll be in the NBA next year

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u/corn_29 Feb 07 '23

Cathie is all in on CheezIts

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u/Echoes-Pompeii Feb 06 '23

That was awesome. It’s awesome he is sponsored by cheezits

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u/KingDjtar Ejaculating Gains 💦 Feb 06 '23

We almost made one boys

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u/drewman16 Feb 06 '23

Make it rain!

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '23

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u/ughlump Feb 06 '23

With Creme Biggums at the helm he’ll turn them around.

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u/TheCookieDevil Feb 06 '23

Is this the UST gym?

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u/Ill_Subject_8077 Feb 06 '23

Is that Corn Pops brother?

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u/Ant0n61 Feb 07 '23

Heard he was a bad dude

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u/herrrrrr Feb 06 '23

and markets dont collapse, he got an award after those misses

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u/Qrewpt Feb 07 '23

All the gear, no idear

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u/cooldude87 Feb 06 '23

And1 son!

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u/MarshmallowPuf Feb 06 '23

Just say you identify as LeBron James and all those count.

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u/KMark0000 Feb 06 '23

Yes, don't forget the chicken wing stretch at the end lol

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u/mmoney20 Feb 06 '23

Apple came out though.

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u/Koala_eiO Feb 06 '23

This dude moves like a princess, not like a basketball player.

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u/Relictas Feb 07 '23

He’s just gotta stretch first is all.

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u/Ant0n61 Feb 07 '23

dude’s just getting warmed up. team drill

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u/nomoney253 Feb 06 '23

Good form bad delivery.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '23

Terrible form

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u/The-Phantom-Blot Feb 06 '23

Gotta square up...

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u/DoubtEmergency4806 Feb 06 '23

WHEN IS LUCID GOING UP🫶

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u/Practical-Button7546 Feb 06 '23

That’s nice form though

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u/pjaorek Feb 06 '23

body by Cheezit

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u/OkComfortable BABA fucked me Feb 06 '23

Me shooting my shots at 3m, Intel, Ford... Not sure what I'm doing this week but subscribe to me if you wanna win big

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u/SSCorona Feb 06 '23

I don’t need some regards help to lose all of my money,I’m pretty good at it myself

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u/TBIrehab Feb 06 '23

95 cheez its is too many cheez its apparently

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u/viperex Feb 06 '23

Points for enthusiasm

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u/UrbanTruthMan Feb 06 '23

Loosen up for you ready for the league. Lorenzo Air Ball, Lebron Lames, Russel Westbroke, Jason Hatem, Steph Curry McFlurry… He’s going to be a great laugh at half time. He should wheel out on a clown trike and shoot 3s. 🤡 🏀

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u/Rude-Calligrapher253 Feb 06 '23

Bad news is good news

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u/NyCWalker76 Feb 06 '23

mmm Cheeze it.

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u/based_pinata Feb 06 '23

Puts on cheez it (K)

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u/Walla_Walla_26 Feb 06 '23

Better stretch that out

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u/YoungAL123 Feb 06 '23

:29093::4275:

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u/EscapingTheLabrynth Feb 06 '23

Thought that was an orange cheez-it smear on his shorts. Would make for a great set.

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u/bl1eveucanfly Feb 06 '23

So ... Long puts on Cheez-it?

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u/UkrainianIranianwtev Feb 06 '23

He's got that Cheez-it money

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u/will1505 Feb 06 '23

His shots got higher everytime!!!

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u/StonedAvai Feb 06 '23

Markets: Brick House

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u/Bradley182 Feb 06 '23

What ticker is cheez it’s?

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u/PooPooDooDoo Feb 06 '23

I see Shaq lost weight, good for him.

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u/Far-Ad-6825 Feb 06 '23

I don't get it. Is the basketball consumer price index?

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u/beaverpi Feb 06 '23

I'm not even reading the comments. Someone tell me the Cheez-It shit is fake.

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u/Kitten_Team_Six Feb 06 '23

Just Cheez It

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u/SufferinginMN Feb 06 '23

Are those wrestling shoes he has on?

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u/Free_Investigator952 Feb 06 '23

Makes me think of the movie Along Came Polly when Philip Seymour Hoffman was throwing up bricks yelling raindrops and old school. His most underrated scene ever!

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u/beargrease_sandwich Feb 06 '23

Needs new goggles

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u/Dracul8854 Feb 06 '23

Literally :4263:

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u/T0neL0cest Feb 06 '23

You're ready? Yup!

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u/milliondollarcoach Feb 06 '23

😂😂😂😂

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u/Fox_Technicals Feb 06 '23

3 point contest but every shot gets worse

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u/wealth4good Feb 06 '23

Is that a football player trying to shoot baskets..?

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u/mcmaster-99 Feb 06 '23

He was so close on the last attempt

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u/Girldad-80 Feb 06 '23

Cheez-it is on fire though

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u/hardcore_softie jerks off to pics of cathy woods Feb 06 '23

Team Cheez-it. Perfect.

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u/timothymoss84 Feb 06 '23

I don't see what's wrong here. Closer than any other regard

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u/ImmediateOne8733 Feb 06 '23

No, I don’t think he’s ready yet.

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u/Ztemde Feb 06 '23

Caleb Love has let himself go.

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u/bearhunter429 Just as I predicted Feb 06 '23

LMAO

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u/bobross_s_pants Feb 06 '23

Just cheez-it!

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u/Amateratzu Feb 06 '23

Fuckin smooth one right after the other.

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u/Stantron Feb 06 '23

"you're ready" sounds about right.

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u/crom_laughs Feb 06 '23

puts got rekt…..:4641:

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u/Holiday_Edge7517 Feb 06 '23

Put me in coach I’m ready to play

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u/sauce-ome-sauce Feb 06 '23

Long on Cheez-It

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u/QuickAd6601 Feb 07 '23

He's the worst investment advisor that I ever had. And it shows.

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u/TRUMPARUSKI Feb 07 '23

The cheezeits jersey puts this over the top.

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u/TwoDurans Feb 07 '23

And yet they're all trading higher than they were pre-announce.

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u/plaaya Feb 07 '23

My man miss not one shot

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u/Majestic_Dawg_5oh3 Feb 07 '23

It’s The cool down stretch after catching 🔥 for me lol

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u/LeekGullible Feb 07 '23

Hey he shoots as good as I do.

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u/corn_29 Feb 07 '23

Maybe less CheezIts?!

¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/corn_29 Feb 07 '23

Earnings are overrated!

What do their ESG reports say though?

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u/operator7777 Feb 07 '23

I hope he does not do the same when he has sex.

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u/Rachman_Dunivy Feb 07 '23

market: wow they hit the backboard ! +2% day !