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u/Royal-Green
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$SOUN prices crashes literally 2 min after my $32k Yolo Loss
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u/Appropriate_Spend659 Feb 06 '23
😂 Up 90% in 2 days and then decides to buy. You belong here Lmfao 🤣
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u/masstransience Feb 06 '23
Wait, I’ve heard this one before…
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u/aligators Feb 06 '23
most ppl on here lose money, some hit big. its literally like going to a casino
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u/djstocks Feb 06 '23
Maybe if at the casino there was a group of slot machines that didn't have a winnings hole.
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u/ZombieMountainLion Feb 06 '23 •
Don’t knock slot machines.
Every time we go to the casino my wife’s bf gives me $100 to play the penny slots while they go to the grownups buffet and make sure the room key still works. Some times I run out of money before they’re done and I just sit and spin around on the stools in front of the machines. The waitresses are always nice and bring me 7up.38
u/Historical_Edge_3325 Feb 07 '23
Let the boy watch.
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u/calexil eat my dongus you fucking nerd Feb 06 '23
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u/ZombieMountainLion Feb 06 '23
It's not all sad. sometimes he gives me an extra $20 when my Robinhood is in the red.
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u/Eliamaniac Feb 06 '23
Your wife and her boyfriend go at the buffet without you?
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u/Bodyfluids_dealer Feb 07 '23
What a good bf your wife has. You should do something for him.
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u/ZombieMountainLion Feb 07 '23
I do his laundry when he stays over in exchange for Robinhood credits.
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u/madcat078 Feb 06 '23
Slot machines HAVE to pay out to a table, irrespective of how regard everyone is.
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u/red_fluke Feb 06 '23
That too a penny stock that is in pump and dump phase.
Buy high sell low. This is the way.
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u/OSRSkarma Flipping at the Grand Exchange Feb 06 '23
Goes all in after it rallys over 100%
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u/ElectronicImage9 Feb 06 '23
What?! How is SoundHound even an investment ?!?!
It's a fucking meme app. You're all insane and so is this market
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u/idma Feb 06 '23
WTF is soundhound? Is this a cheap knock off runaway website copy of Soundcloud?
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u/Delirium4 Feb 06 '23
Even better, it’s like a wish.com Shazam
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u/DopeAbsurdity Feb 06 '23
I am kinda sad I was hoping it would be a company that deals in high quality audio recordings of dogs.
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u/idma Feb 06 '23
as in it identifies a RANGE of possible songs detected.
Example: Bily Ray Cyrus's - Acky Breaky Heart plays in the background. The possible results can be Incubus - Drive, all the way to Lizzo's - About Damn Time
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u/ElectronicImage9 Feb 06 '23
Oh I thought we were talking about SoundCloud. Forgot it's name. So what the hell is soundhound. I want to know too now
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u/hockeyfan1133 Feb 06 '23
It's like Shazam. You have it listen to a song you hear, and it tells you the song. For a while it was better than Shazam, but that was years ago, and I don't know anything about either in the years since.
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u/hardcore_softie jerks off to pics of cathy woods Feb 06 '23
Lots of shit went flying last month for no good reason. WISH was up 55% ffs.
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u/pompom_waver Feb 06 '23
Now panic sell for loss only for it to rip 69% higher tomorrow. We’ve all been there
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u/PsyH2O Feb 06 '23
Oh, this is why it crashed. No wonder.
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u/Royal-Green Feb 06 '23
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u/BigBeagleEars Wants to fuck Harambe? Feb 06 '23
And they say retail can’t move the market
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u/Timed-Out_DeLorean Feb 06 '23
The nice thing about living in a Wendy’s dumpster is it provides shelter, food and spending cash for your next yolo. You got a little jizz on your cheek.
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u/teejay818 Feb 06 '23
Only one market in the world where you can mark things down 50% and nobody shows up to buy….
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u/Chabubu Feb 06 '23
Wait?! Don’t you do all of your shopping a week after Black Friday once all of the prices have gone back up??
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Feb 06 '23
Nah. December 26th after the prices plummet to get rid of the tchotchkes.
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u/hardcore_softie jerks off to pics of cathy woods Feb 06 '23
Only market in the world where something shitty that nobody wanted gets marked up 250% and suddenly people rush in to buy as much as their life savings will allow.
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u/lichsadvocate Spreads Cathie with his Wood Feb 06 '23
You can’t time the top of the hype, to be fair.
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u/SteelTownHero Feb 06 '23
You are correct, sir. But, if there is hype, the time to buy has, most likely, passed.
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u/parkranger2000 Feb 06 '23
Yes you can, it’s that exact moment when your finger is hovering over the buy button
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u/nrivd Feb 06 '23
Please inform me the next time you take a position so I can immediately inverse you
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u/Diamondshorts Feb 06 '23
You must be Cramers cousin that no one knows about talkin all successful like that.
But what about that Sell comment on Twitter that Burry tweeted. Did you sell or buy?
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u/tonenyc Feb 06 '23
Almost hitting $5 now, good going, the regards who laughed at you, now wish you were their wife's boyfriend..
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u/VisualMod Turing Test Proctor Feb 06 '23
I think that the best exit strategy for this position would be to sell all 8,000 shares at the current market price of $3.55 per share. This would allow you to realize a profit of $28,400 before commissions and fees.
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u/TheFirstSophian Feb 06 '23
Brilliant, VM. That'll give him something to write off on his taxes next year.
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u/hardcore_softie jerks off to pics of cathy woods Feb 06 '23
VM all about that tax loss harvesting.
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u/pineapple3210 Feb 06 '23
Your math’s off stoopid bot. He is at a loss
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u/Responsible_Sport575 I lost to 10 k other degenerates Feb 06 '23
Hey he's one of us and we don't math so good
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u/gnarlava1 Feb 06 '23
You forgot rule one. When you’ve become absolute certain of your trade, and you are part of this community, do the opposite. Guarantee gains.
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u/shezan60 Feb 06 '23 edited Feb 07 '23
I know everyone laughing at this guy but how the F** can you possibly tell if something going up before it actually does
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u/Stonedpanda436 Feb 06 '23
Up to over $5 AH. Looks like you should of just held. It’s a good company
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u/Outis7379 Feb 06 '23
Can you post when (if) you YOLO again on anything - before you hit the buy button that is.
Thank you have a nice day!
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u/OTRinKW900L Cucked by a Dude with a bigger Dick Feb 06 '23
I’d imagine they seen the big trade come in that wasn’t planned and dumped it on you. Welcome to the rigged market
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u/LobsterGarlicButter Feb 06 '23
They do have a lot of fancy shit going on behind closed doors. I just don’t see it poppin till next year honestly.
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u/Vee_32 Feb 06 '23
It’s making moves AH, and earnings are in a few days. You may not be totally dead in the water yet.
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u/disco-inferno_ Feb 06 '23
I bought in situations like these before (we all make mistakes) where I wish I sold early and took the loss, holding on to the bag is even worse
Just a personal FYI
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u/newuser201890 Feb 06 '23
You bought at 1145am on low volume....how the fuck do you even have 32k to begin with
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u/Horror_Scene4747 Feb 06 '23
You have the power too? I mean, I too can invest in a stock only to have it immediately drop. I thought I was the only one...
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u/corpsewindmill Feb 07 '23
If I’ve learned anything from this sub it’s to not trust anyone on this sub
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u/danf78 Feb 07 '23
Did you sell? If not, it hit $5 in AH. I hope you sold then...
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u/JohnnyFnCliche Feb 07 '23
I got lucky and bought 100 at $3.69 and sold at $4.75...walked out with my $100 profit and thanked Christ for the after hours rush...
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u/RublesAfoot Feb 07 '23
@4.65 as of me typing this. Nice trade - hope you held it.
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u/just_here4cash Feb 06 '23
With this volume today, it'll bounce back. Take any profits you can.
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u/RokoTech Feb 06 '23
what did you expect lol that's how it works, they sold you their stock at 3.92 and now they will buy it back at 0.92. whoever controls the price controls the universe.
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u/Longjumping-Knee4983 Feb 06 '23
I predicted a 20% move on meta before earnings and baught $120 puts right before close... it did move 20% at least
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u/falling_knives Tea Leafer Feb 06 '23
If you want to see the price go back up, just sell for a loss.
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u/5800xx Feb 06 '23
I would honestly sell and take the L on a random play like that. You can claim the losses on your next tax return. Think there’s like a 6k limit.
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u/rehnik Feb 06 '23
I bet META will buy this in 2023. I'll probably grab a few shares when the discounts are booming
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u/angry_gourd Feb 06 '23
Where do you absolute geniuses get this kind of money to throw when your so busy losing it all on stonks!? I'm not salty! You're salty!!!!
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u/jcpham Feb 06 '23
It’s almost as if posting a position is a good way to get your position reversed…
Hell sometimes it’s like the app is betting against you… oh wait
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u/TheDudeAbidesFarOut Casino regard Feb 06 '23
Funny how that works.....was told retail doesn't move the market.
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u/RastaImp0sta Feb 06 '23
It’s like you didn’t even see the chart before you bought in. It’s up like 100% from a few days ago and people took their profits. It’ll like go back up tomorrow but seems like you’ve got done bad timing there.
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u/Typical-Mouse-4804 identifies as a furry Feb 06 '23
Lol it’s cuz you posted a YOLO and someone with more money than you fucked it up by shorting it bro
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u/LockedInLosses Feb 06 '23 edited Feb 06 '23
Did you buy this because it has the two magical words "AI" in its name and given the surrounding hype around AI the past 2 months? But don't worry my friend this is only the dip. Also, Cramer said we are in another bull market and there appears to be an influx of people posting "DD and research" on here about AI stocks. Therefore, it can only go up from here. Diamond hand it and HODL. Let me throw in a few rockets for you too. 🚀 🚀 🚀
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u/Egnekey Feb 06 '23
Did you sell? Looks like you might get back close to your og buy maybe even today...
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