r/wallstreetbets Benches With the Smith Machine Feb 06 '23 All-Seeing Upvote 1 Snek 2 'MURICA 1

When You Buy After 100% Run Meme

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u/No-Tailor5120 Feb 06 '23

i am highly regarded

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u/BigBeagleEars Wants to fuck Harambe? Feb 07 '23

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u/indifferentunicorn Feb 07 '23

I may be slow but i got a girlfriend

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u/Dizgust Feb 07 '23

Yea? Turns out she has a boyfriend. Who's the slow one now huh

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u/the-Salted-Crustaion Feb 07 '23

I got the boyfriends mom, whose got who now?

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u/pass-me-that-hoe Feb 07 '23

I got your mom, now what huh?

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u/Kissmyanthia1 Feb 07 '23

That was the boyfriend in a wig and a dress.

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u/Cuchulain72 degen from upcountry Feb 07 '23

Who looked like a girlfriend i had in february of last year

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u/Bipolar_investor Feb 07 '23

The imaginary friend can be a girl 😅😂

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u/East-Pollution7243 Feb 07 '23

Rubbing one out doesnt count, jack 😃👍

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u/Raid-Wilson Feb 07 '23

Have you seen my baseball?

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u/aeywaka Feb 07 '23

*am are highly regarded

jeez

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u/your_ideas Feb 07 '23

I sold so many calls when it broke $5, and so many more when it broke $6.

Saved by the rug pull for once.

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u/stl_bum Feb 07 '23

That’s right. Make those bags work for you!!

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u/yolo_retardo Feb 07 '23

YOLO REGARDO is my go to spell in that new Harry Potter and Memestonks book

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u/clockedinat93 Feb 06 '23

Hey that looks like my home store in pasadena

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u/JoshJetlagger Feb 07 '23

Pasadangerous represent

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u/clockedinat93 Feb 07 '23

Lmfao a true resident

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u/JoshJetlagger Feb 07 '23

626 baby

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u/Bikouchu Feb 07 '23

Home of the og in-and-out

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u/Nugsly Feb 07 '23

And some of the fastest parking enforcement to ever exist.

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u/ibarrett72 Feb 07 '23

If I don’t buy at the top how else am I supposed to lose all my money???

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u/MelonFarmer420 Feb 07 '23

Buy high, sell low.

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u/Objective_Cellist549 Feb 07 '23

Thats the way to go :4271:

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u/WarriorShit Feb 07 '23

🎵*Buy high, buy low,

That’s-the-way-to-go!" 🎶

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u/CullenaryArtist Feb 07 '23

Narrator: it wasn’t

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u/devoidz Feb 07 '23

Easiest way to become a millionaire is to start as a billionaire.

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u/Jealous-Meeting-7815 ramen is too expensive Feb 06 '23

I yoloed entire portfolio at $6.90

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u/bobjohnxxoo Feb 07 '23

But….. why?

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u/Not1random1enough Feb 07 '23

They are about to moon. They have money

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u/NakeyDooCrew Feb 07 '23

They're gonna moon by selling new shares to reddit brainlets.

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u/Brilliant-Job-47 Feb 08 '23

Narrator: it didn’t happen

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u/schplat Feb 07 '23

Then why are they about to default on a loan, and about to offer $1b in equity to try and cover said loan?

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u/ras344 Feb 06 '23

Buy high, sell low.

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u/leorapture Feb 07 '23

I sold my puts at close, equally regarded

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u/JS-a9 Feb 07 '23

You can sell these things???

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u/nightwalkerxx Feb 06 '23

Yea good stuff, loss of $3k.

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u/captainadam_21 Feb 06 '23

It's not a loss until your sell

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u/Krisevol Feb 07 '23

You lose 100% cash WHEN you buy. Only sellers get cash back.

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u/SuperiorZexcess Feb 06 '23

Or the shares get delisted

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u/Historical_Wash_1114 Feb 07 '23

Did you FOMO and buy at the top?

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u/sol364 Feb 06 '23 Defeated

The "after hours" traders win

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u/MrStealYoBeef Feb 07 '23

Most sure how much they're really winning with super low volume

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u/ArchangelToast Feb 07 '23

That’s what my wife’s boyfriend said to me after I tried selling my options during “after hours.”

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u/Big-Papa-Dickerd Feb 07 '23

Down 30% premarket :4271::4267:

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u/Reasxnxx Feb 07 '23

Omg Bobby is gonna rip. Always inverse wsb.

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u/JS-a9 Feb 07 '23

How many of you are out here... I INVERSE YOUR INVERSE

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u/markwollerman Feb 07 '23

Reverse inverse draw 20 inverses

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u/bogueybear201 Feb 06 '23

Bought 100 more after the post market drop. I'm of utmost regard :)

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u/WinnerTakesAll2021 Feb 06 '23

I bought 200, I'm most highly regarded.

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u/samnater Feb 07 '23

I BOUGHT A 10% STAKE IN THE COMPANY. I HAVE ZERO BUSINESS EXPERIENCE

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u/sagadestiny Feb 07 '23

Why don’t u just send me ur money instead

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u/lostredditorlurking Feb 07 '23

Dilution is bullish, every well-run company dilutes their stock :29093:

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u/absboodoo Feb 07 '23

Dilution? We call it the "you don't get the extra share" split. :4270:

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u/CommercialDig6217 Feb 06 '23 Snek

I averaged at 2.99ish, sold at 5.25. I’m regarded but I made $67 😎

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u/RedOctobrrr Feb 06 '23

$67 ÷ $2.26 gain per share = roughly 30 shares

30 shares × $2.99 entry = holy fuck we have a whale here, this MF went all in with $89.70

Talk about YOLO of 2023 Jeeeesussss

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u/CommercialDig6217 Feb 06 '23

Ding ding ding ding! 31 shares, to be exact 😉what can I say, the FOMO train was running through town and I hopped on!

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u/Rico_Rizzo Feb 06 '23

Gains are gains baby

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u/RedOctobrrr Feb 06 '23

Hey, i mean that's like 10 biggie bags from Wendy's (after considering sales tax and your capital gains tax).

I sold 1350 shares today but my buy in was $4.55

Womp womp.

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u/DonCorletony Feb 07 '23

Thats $89.70 more than most of these people ended up with lol

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u/Dopamineagonist21 Feb 07 '23

Sup with the hate? Im sure he’s in the top 10% of earnings on here.

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u/alekz0311 Feb 06 '23

I rather keep those 31 shares forever... I would mind carrying that purse I mean bag.

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u/Loose_Mail_786 Feb 06 '23

Congrats and fuck you.

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u/WuOfficial Feb 07 '23

I think you meant to go to Weenie Hut Jr next door

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u/wallstreetbetsdebts Feb 06 '23

Up 100% 🚀 ... regards asking if now is the time to buy back in!

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u/TeeBek Feb 07 '23

Wait. Are you saying I should buy in now?

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u/MetalliTooL Feb 07 '23

Yeah but it could be up 200%.

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u/AuditControl_Inbox Feb 06 '23

perfectly timed dilution announcement..... jesus lol

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u/dustcore025 Feb 07 '23

curious though, it says in there

" The Series A Convertible Preferred Stock, the Common Stock Warrants and the Preferred Stock Warrants will be issued separately but can only be purchased together in this offering. There is no established trading market for the Series A Convertible Preferred Stock or the Warrants and we do not expect a market to develop. In addition, we do not intend to list the Series A Convertible Preferred Stock or the Warrants on the Nasdaq Global Select Market or any other national securities exchange or any other nationally recognized trading system "

So it has to be privately bought?

https://bedbathandbeyond.gcs-web.com/static-files/36bbe009-f18e-4f66-9553-088f8e5ad77e

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u/MadRiverMount Feb 07 '23

Who’s going to buy that? Seems like a shit deal for the buyer

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u/JojenCopyPaste Feb 07 '23

I'll make my own market, with blackjack and hookers

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u/Outlawe Feb 07 '23

It sounds like an even worse deal for current shareholders.

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u/McFlyParadox Feb 07 '23

Series A Convertible Preferred Stock

Just keep in mind that "convertible" means that this preferred stock can be converted into common shares at some point in the future. So, while the dilution isn't today, it will almost certainly happen someday. Maybe these prefered shares change hands privately a few times, but eventually, once a predetermined date passes, someone who is holding prefered shares is going to convert them to common shares to be sold on the open market.

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u/Fausterion18 Feb 07 '23

Those shares are immediately convertible and their offering even says the investor may decide to convert immediately and dump it all on the market.

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u/HiroBrowe Feb 07 '23

I like this guy who reads things. Makes my brain think maybe someone just bought the company for those non tradeable shares at a low price. They would be protected in a way?

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u/umad-falala Feb 07 '23

The filing specifically states that they’re immediately convertible and that the buyer could dump them on the market for a profit to the detriment of existing shareholders. I’m not even joking, it says that.

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u/JohnnyLarue2u Feb 06 '23

$1 billion offering...:4271: "In the statement, the company said it “cannot give any assurances that it will receive any or all of the proceeds” of the sales." https://stocks.apple.com/A7TCWmbgETv-Ml9TV1CQfjA

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u/lloydeph6 Feb 06 '23

For someone who is a noob like myself, how bad will that hurt the stock???

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u/theWMWotMW Feb 06 '23

Have you ever tredded around in the bowels of penny stonks?

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u/Sector__7 Feb 07 '23 edited Feb 07 '23

I can honestly say that I do and it’s not fun. After a decade of being stuck with it, I can now claim my loss on my income tax filings which is equivalent to 2,500 Son Of Baconators.

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u/AgonyRanch Feb 07 '23

What's that in JBC?

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u/Sector__7 Feb 07 '23

Nah, I was highly regarded back during the 2008 crash when I bought it as I thought that I was young and invincible. Basically, the typical regarded young adult. I don’t even remember the name as it’s been delisted for years but my broker said that they couldn’t remove it for me to claim the loss as there was a lawsuit or some shit on it. I think it was some medical penny stock. For the longest of time, it was listed as some random numbers until the beginning of this year when I noticed that it was gone. My broker finally removed it from my account and provided the tax forms to claim it as a full 100% long term loss.

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u/JohnnyLarue2u Feb 06 '23

Down over 40% from close in aftermarket already, and that's just from the announcement.

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u/coyote500 Feb 07 '23

They’re always perfectly timed. Companies orchestrate these pumps before dilution 100% of the time

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u/mattv911 Feb 07 '23

$20 cost basis for 500 shares 😂

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u/Gerry-Ko Feb 07 '23

I was joking around this morning and said to a friend: a should YOLO my life saving in it and we started laughing... I guess I really should have:(

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u/CranberryReign Feb 06 '23

The hedge funds that orchestrated this theta squeeze need retail idiots to sell to.

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u/SuperiorZexcess Feb 06 '23

Squeez deez nutz

I am not a bot

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u/DirkRockwell Feb 07 '23

Ligma Squeeze

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u/nubface1001 BYND 🌈 Feb 06 '23

:27189:

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u/vmx-12 Feb 07 '23

300+% in a month. looks like good entry point

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u/CullenaryArtist Feb 07 '23

Still down 64% for the year

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u/Wild_Guess_7402 Feb 07 '23 edited Feb 07 '23

Best stock on the street! Doesn’t make a dime, knee fuck in debt and can’t pay it back, has no future….

This is the one boys! :4258:

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u/steglitsen Feb 06 '23

After hours :4271:

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u/DavidNexus7 Feb 07 '23

Down 50% :4271::4271::4271::4271::4271:

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u/SlappyBottoms26 Feb 06 '23

Only thing you should be buying after a 100% run up is puts

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u/brianary_at_work Feb 07 '23

I have no idea who is even writing these puts.. talk about regards.

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u/Worldshifters Feb 07 '23

Those who had a short position could have been selling those covered puts.

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u/xcrunner318 Feb 07 '23

Except they were so expensive! Lose-lose 😂

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u/Rude-Calligrapher253 Feb 06 '23

In towels we trust

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u/Advanced_Giraffe4238 🦍 Feb 06 '23

I have 40,000 shares and I didn’t get a chance to sell at close

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u/EifertGreenLazor Feb 07 '23

Don't worry in a month you will have 400 shares.

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u/MetalliTooL Feb 07 '23

“Didn’t get a chance” my ass.

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u/Extreme_Fee_503 Feb 07 '23

Yeah forreal, bro was lambo shopping at close thinking this thing was gonna open tomorrow at $10.

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u/Future_Ad_2632_ Feb 07 '23

Now he's used corolla shopping

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u/Extreme_Fee_503 Feb 07 '23

His wife is bf shopping

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u/dankmangos420 Feb 07 '23

:4267::4267::4267:

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u/Amateratzu Feb 07 '23

Watch this garbage run some more tomorrow morning

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u/pepsikitkat Feb 06 '23

I lost 42$ but I dropped that heavy ass bag off:4276:

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u/sonofamatt Feb 07 '23

Well done

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u/RetardedStockTrader Feb 06 '23

Sue Gove gave me this username

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u/BizzyM Feb 07 '23

We don't send our best; we send our regards.

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u/firebag1983 Feb 07 '23

But it’s a beautiful and company. Not dead at all.

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u/JMAnonymous Feb 07 '23

Imagine buying calls at 6000% up from the open…. Y’all have to be full regarded

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u/JS-a9 Feb 07 '23

I considered it at 4.00 before the rest of the run.. but didn't.. never crossed my mind again and felt like I finally made a smart decision.. especially after hours hit

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u/Ambitious_Ad_5836 Feb 06 '23

If it falls 50% after hours + premarket I’ll consider calls

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u/TheSauce32 Feb 06 '23

44% is close enough

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u/holycarrots Feb 06 '23

Nearly there lol

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u/stopthebanham Feb 06 '23

Don’t most good squeezes happen this way? Go up nice and high then fall hard then go up even harder? Then fall hard again, and whoever is left holding bags after run 2 (sometimes 3) just holds the bags again till next year?

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u/MisterBilau Feb 06 '23

Yes, if there are no other factors. If company says: we gotta do a fucktasticly large dilution and sell all that or we gonna go bankrupt and you get zero, then it can just fall and that's it.

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u/JoelMcCassidy Feb 07 '23

People really missing the part where they announced intended dilution that is currently double their market cap. And to top it off it barely covers a fraction of their current debt and they mention that even with the dilution they may not be able to pay anything off.

If you hold while they try to rummage your pockets to survive you deserve to be destitute.

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u/Tired_of_populists Feb 06 '23

When a company announces a dilution during a 'squeeze' the 'squeeze' is dead to everyone but schizoposters.

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u/kokanuttt Feb 07 '23

especially if the dilution is as big as this monstrosity

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u/Barf_Fartz Feb 07 '23

Best use of that term…ty

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u/DonCorletony Feb 07 '23

That is definitely good cope

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u/theWMWotMW Feb 06 '23

Naw man, you can buy, but you gotta buy puts

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u/Suikoden1P Feb 06 '23

Thanks for paying my trip to Europe towlies.

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u/-JohnnyUtah- Feb 07 '23

I bought at the top, sold after like 3 mins, it was my 4th day trade (didn’t realize it) so now I’ll get a PDT 😭 I am stupid

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u/HWPO914 Feb 07 '23

One strike on the PDT radar, vs, losing 36% of your $$ (before tomorrow's blood letting). I'd say you are a winner.

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u/Gem-xtz Feb 06 '23

FOMO in at the top you say?

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u/Afraid-Television944 Feb 07 '23

I made 3k yesterday, and I lost 3 K today. Perfectly balanced

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u/FeeNo5014 Feb 06 '23

loaded up Feb 10 Puts before close at 4.50, this thing is dead; not sure why it bounced but that big an increase is not sustainable

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u/bkETF51 Feb 06 '23

You gonna miss the 200 percent run up tomorrow

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u/steglitsen Feb 06 '23

I see it’s already poppin off in after hours :4641:

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '23

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u/leli_manning Feb 06 '23

:29093::29093::29093:

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u/Barf_Fartz Feb 07 '23

Aaaaaaaand it’s gone

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u/thisisnorthe Feb 06 '23

:29093::29093::29093:

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u/DonCorletony Feb 07 '23

Mf’s actually said “$10 by friday” as if the squeeze wasnt already legit happening in that moment

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u/bigt55555 Feb 06 '23

Here I was, kicking myself all afternoon after I sold at 4.70 with an eensy teensy profit lol

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u/dollmistress Feb 07 '23

I see what you did, and you weren't wrong. You sold when it starting tanking after the first major jump. A lot of people did, hence the extended drop prior to the next big rise.

It could have gone either way at that point. You were not stupid for being cautious and betting that the price was heading back down to 3.1

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u/petyrlannister Feb 07 '23

I don't know why you all think that a stock is going to run as high as it did the last time.

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u/flaming_pope Feb 07 '23

I couldn’t help it, bought some puts at close.

That said, sell at 50% drop then buy calls for the peak. Then puts again. This thing is going to rip saw like a mother fucker.

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u/kbeks Feb 07 '23

My brother in Christ, do not buy fucking calls tomorrow. Just don’t do it, you did a smart thing by buying calls at the end, it’s time to collect your money and wait for the next big one. Don’t go chasing waterfalls.

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u/autoHQ user is a giant faggot Feb 07 '23

It sucks because if you were to short it after a 100% run it would keep going up just to fuck you personally.

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u/TUNCAERAUOY Feb 07 '23

LOL, Regards got pumped and dumped again.

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u/Yf_lo Balls of steel, hands of diamond, brain of regard Feb 07 '23

I dare you sell naked calls

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u/girthradius Feb 07 '23

good memes coming back to wsb!?!?!?!

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u/Jesusxxz Feb 07 '23

I wouldn’t even buy crypto after a 100% run

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u/Pugachelli Feb 07 '23

Why did it run up so much?

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u/Irarius Feb 07 '23

if something rises this drastically you ALWAYS wait a little bit and see if it can hold a certain level for a certain bit of time

can it reconcquer a certain level after going beneath?

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u/MarqDuesPaid Feb 07 '23

I just sold at 5.95… two days ago I was 5k down… I sold at 7k in the green… nice day, lads.. I wish the same for all my WSB brothers… if it didn’t happen today with this one, catch the next one…apes together strong

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u/ajc3197 Feb 06 '23

Because you think there's one more chance for it to run again.

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u/Dusty_Rhodes2020 Feb 07 '23

Wsb with zjz and roaring kitty, epic. Now you have this post and Kenny.

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u/Toxoplasma_Gondii1 Feb 06 '23

If you didn't trade and profit off of the price differences from this volatile cocaine fueled bull market and bought at the top then :4271::4271::4271::4271::4271::4271::4271:

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u/Freepeople1092 Feb 07 '23

The new baggies made today, WELCOME

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u/PSTTSE Feb 07 '23

Elon just tweeted about it I'M ALL IN

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u/Lucky-Telephone7880 Feb 07 '23

Waiting for RC to pull the rug on $JWN. 😊

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u/TraderLTU Feb 06 '23

I still love this stonk❤️❤️❤️🍾📈

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u/MYGFH Feb 06 '23

Wat they sell?

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u/nightwalkerxx Feb 06 '23

My dignity.

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u/MattDurdan Feb 06 '23

I'm in this post

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u/Poopscooper696969 Feb 06 '23

Hey that’s me!

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u/masstransience Feb 07 '23

Did it pump again? I’m ready for some heavier bags to carry.

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u/Papoyman_279 Feb 07 '23

Yeah, but it worked last time. Right?

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